At the Ace of Spades strip club, Detroit Police Lt. David Hansberry was treated like a VIP: He threw money in the air, racked up thousand-dollar tabs on his American Express and kept the dancers happy, club employees testified.

And he did this, a federal agent said, with the help of unexplainable cash deposits that allowed the one-time narcotics officer to live beyond his means for years, spending tens of thousands of dollars on luxury cars, including strippers, hair-restoration treatments and shopping sprees at Saks Fifth Avenue and Neiman Marcus.

I LOLed at the hair-restoration treatments. What is it with crooked, thieving men and their pathetic hair issues?