Despite repeated pleas from St. Louis Police Chief Sam Dotson not to bring guns downtown, apparently some suburb-dwellers are either so afraid of the city, or so attached to their firearms, or both, that they are unwilling to attend a baseball game without packing heat. Thus, the gun truck idea was born. For just $10 (or $15, if you pay by credit card), the truck will baby-sit your Beretta while you enjoy a few beers at the ballpark.

Wait, the Cardinals don't want armed, intoxicated fans in the grandstands? How unfair is that?!