10 thoughts on “Melania Trump Poses Nude On The Cover Of The NY POST (NSFW) (Really)”
Meh. Unless she starts cribbing Phyllis Schlafly's speeches there's no delicious hypocrisy. And I now know too much about her personality to fap to this.
It's what the dignity of the office is all about. Will this sway undecided voters? I'd say only those that vote with their wankers, but this being 'Murica, maybe that's a bigly number.
Meh. Unless she starts cribbing Phyllis Schlafly's speeches there's no delicious hypocrisy. And I now know too much about her personality to fap to this.
I commend your commitment to socially responsible fapping. I practice it as well.
SJF! (Social justice fapping!)
It's what the dignity of the office is all about. Will this sway undecided voters? I'd say only those that vote with their wankers, but this being 'Murica, maybe that's a bigly number.
She's no Laura Bush, that's for sure.
If that was before she met Donald, the surgeon will have been paid for the boob job.
Well played, sir.
Also: boob jobs are jobs too.
Also hand jobs!
"She was wearing high heels and a scowl"
That creaking sound you hear is Utah leaning into blue-state territory.