There's only one direction in the feces that I see;
It's upward from the ceiling, where the chamber pot's set free.
Like the forest fight for sunlight, that takes root in every tree.
They are pulled in by the magnet, relieving their pee.
The toilet crawlers need their callers:
"We've got to get in to get out
We've got to get in to get out.
“The tank is normally emptied only once a year. This is a very sad incident. Normally it shall be very difficult to fall into this toilet”, Høibraaten says.
3) Apply headlock. Drag him/her forcefully outside and away.
He had a raincoat and boots on. This happened several times, with different people. I've stopped asking myself "What the fuck is wrong with people?" because I know I'll never understand.
This reminds me of when I went to see Trainspotting when it was in the theatre, back in grad school. Went with my roomie Charles. After the famous toilet scene, he leaned over to me and said "I almost threw up".
There was a bit on the old SNL where (I think it was Ackroyd) played an itinerant who
offered to jump into a farmer's cesspit for a tiny fee. The old couple knew an entertainment bargain when they saw one, so they paid up. And he did.
Then he comes back, covered in poo, sits on the porch next to them and wants a huge amount of money to go away.
This kid could really have cashed in, if he only had that American entrepreneurial spirit.
There's only one direction in the feces that I see;
It's upward from the ceiling, where the chamber pot's set free.
Like the forest fight for sunlight, that takes root in every tree.
They are pulled in by the magnet, relieving their pee.
The toilet crawlers need their callers:
"We've got to get in to get out
We've got to get in to get out.
Stuck inside of the mobile potty, with the Memphis blues again…
Will come back and read this after more coffee, something is odd about the link but can't quite figure it out yet.
"more coffee"
Logy today.
Friendship test
Q: A friend drops his phone in the ports-potty. You:
1) Offer to climb in to fetch it
2) Laugh hysterically and tell him he's on his own
“The tank is normally emptied only once a year. This is a very sad incident. Normally it shall be very difficult to fall into this toilet”, Høibraaten says.
3) Apply headlock. Drag him/her forcefully outside and away.
If any of my friends said anything other than (2), I don't want them as friends.
I got a water resistant phone, but if it ever goes into a porta-potty, it's gonna stay in the porta-potty.
They found some guy inside a Yellowstone park privy years ago. He was being a deviated prevert, though.
Ew. That's kind of the definitive "deviated pervert." Also ruins my potential enjoyment of national parks.
He had a raincoat and boots on. This happened several times, with different people. I've stopped asking myself "What the fuck is wrong with people?" because I know I'll never understand.
This reminds me of when I went to see Trainspotting when it was in the theatre, back in grad school. Went with my roomie Charles. After the famous toilet scene, he leaned over to me and said "I almost threw up".
| Um. Ew. |
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Burning Man is officially dead.
I wonder if she's taking the fancy helicopter ride there?
Where is he going to put his new tattoo that chronicles the event?
That is why God invented phone insurance…
This should have happened to Anthony Weiner months ago.
So it looks like getting his face covered with tattoos wasn't the worst of his life choices.
Aftet being released from the hospital, Larsen went for a swim in the dumpster.
Cathartic.
There was a bit on the old SNL where (I think it was Ackroyd) played an itinerant who
offered to jump into a farmer's cesspit for a tiny fee. The old couple knew an entertainment bargain when they saw one, so they paid up. And he did.
Then he comes back, covered in poo, sits on the porch next to them and wants a huge amount of money to go away.
This kid could really have cashed in, if he only had that American entrepreneurial spirit.
Catheteric
That was an early Christian sect that one rarely hears about.