She'll vacuum the house in heels. He'll come home and have a high-ball and read the paper while she cooks dinner. They're both elegant smokers and probably taking happy pills to help them sleep.
I have so many friends who remember their moms wearing high heels around the house all day. My mom wasn't like that but it is so weird to think that so may podiatrists made a very good living because of fashion norms.
My mother put on heels, hose and a suit to go teach English in high school, stopped off at the grocery store on her way home and then cooked dinner. Dinner was preceded by two Martinis, and things were quite, uh, well-cooked. After dinner she'd grade papers with a beer and Dad would read a book and have a highball until they watched the 10:00 PM news and then went up.
He died of emphysema at 61, but I sneaked a carton of cigarettes into my mother's room in the rehab wing of her assisted living facility the Christmas before she died at 86. COPD, natch.
Jim Newell: Drumpf “Won The Race For President Of The Breitbart Comments Section."
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Wrong glass, sir!
*looks in glass, sees booze*
Nope, it's the right one.
Trump’s “blistering method” of lashing out at his opponents — both Democrat and Republican — is being orchestrated by Stephen K. Bannon.
Maybe, but tRumpf has natural gifts in this area. Bannon should be more modest.
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I don't know, it's looking more and more like the real thing. Be sure to avert your gaze when it goes nuclear.
I love how the family is sitting down to a meal together but the father is reading a newspaper instead of being engaged in the family meal.
SATAN: "Ah, yes, here is your room, Mr. Ryan."
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She'll vacuum the house in heels. He'll come home and have a high-ball and read the paper while she cooks dinner. They're both elegant smokers and probably taking happy pills to help them sleep.
Sis, is that you?
I have so many friends who remember their moms wearing high heels around the house all day. My mom wasn't like that but it is so weird to think that so may podiatrists made a very good living because of fashion norms.
My mother put on heels, hose and a suit to go teach English in high school, stopped off at the grocery store on her way home and then cooked dinner. Dinner was preceded by two Martinis, and things were quite, uh, well-cooked. After dinner she'd grade papers with a beer and Dad would read a book and have a highball until they watched the 10:00 PM news and then went up.
He died of emphysema at 61, but I sneaked a carton of cigarettes into my mother's room in the rehab wing of her assisted living facility the Christmas before she died at 86. COPD, natch.
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HA, cool, but I thought you were going | here. |
Both sides do it?
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The Worst kind.
Wait – we're a bunch of old hippes.
[Not those guys again!]
The only kind, by now.
OH, NO
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Flag desecration!
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And even worse: Clark's Desert Boots!
Is that you behind him?
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Yeah, my hair was way shorter back then.
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Suede, with the gum soles? Appalling, regardless.
Pop Quiz: What's more offensive?
A).
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B).
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or
C. https://twitter.com/alivitali/status/786223951177…
AUGH.
I'm going multiple choice on this one and you can't stop me.