It's 'cause they are all on bicycles, so it takes a long time to get to the whole country. But when they do, look out! They'll take away your coal and force you to go solar.
Now, he's the only person who can protect me. But, geez, fellas, what if he's off somewhere grabbing someone's pussy when the mecha-robots from Saturn arrive? Do I have to wait for Steven Seagal?
I thought since the UN took us over after 2012, there would be an orderly hand over to ISIS. Am I mistaken?
I've looked all over the place, and I haven't seen even one blue helmet. Worst coup evar!
It's 'cause they are all on bicycles, so it takes a long time to get to the whole country. But when they do, look out! They'll take away your coal and force you to go solar.
Are you forgetting Solyndra??!?
Trump said at one point that "our country has never been so low" and "I'm ashamed with what's happened to our country, and so are you."
You're right on that one, Donald, but for different reasons.
The Civil War? Glorious!
The Great Depression? Many fortunes were made by smart investors!
Chattel slavery enshrined in the Constitution and used to build the nation with free labor? Great deal-making!
Didn't he also claim that he had no respect for the Commission on Presidential Debates and that he was "Done"? Does that mean he quit the debate?
That was weaselly enough that it could go either way without penalty.
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Now, he's the only person who can protect me. But, geez, fellas, what if he's off somewhere grabbing someone's pussy when the mecha-robots from Saturn arrive? Do I have to wait for Steven Seagal?
I'd like to see him debate Mike Pence.