Gary Johnson's only at 7% in that fiercely independent state where every man, woman and child, regardless of need, gets an oil-revenue check from the government every year, and every job that isn't dependent on the oil business is dependent on the military?
I'm laughing too hard to type anything insightful.
It really shouldn't be this much fun
Sisters, a hip wall and a hash pipe.
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Well, to be fair, they can see Russia from there.
Gary Johnson's only at 7% in that fiercely independent state where every man, woman and child, regardless of need, gets an oil-revenue check from the government every year, and every job that isn't dependent on the oil business is dependent on the military?
Go figure. Maybe they're waking up.
Surprised? No. You know What Else is up in Alaska?
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