Big Clown lost because they're not part of The Sharing Economy™, like Über℠!
Fair labor practices are so last century. All McDonald's has to do is make all its "employees" 1099 contractors and they won't have to worry about minimum wage laws, health insurance, workmans comp, DOL inspectors, and those nasty employer contributions to Soshecurity.
Now that's a Happy Meal.
Big Clown lost because they're not part of The Sharing Economy™, like Über℠!
Fair labor practices are so last century. All McDonald's has to do is make all its "employees" 1099 contractors and they won't have to worry about minimum wage laws, health insurance, workmans comp, DOL inspectors, and those nasty employer contributions to Soshecurity.