Top this headline: I Found Inner Peace with a Healing Crystal Dildo July 30, 2015 Lot_49 16599 Commentshttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2015%2F07%2F30%2Ftop-this-headline-i-found-inner-peace-with-a-healing-crystal-dildo%2FTop+this+headline%3A+I+Found+Inner+Peace+with+a+Healing+Crystal+Dildo2015-07-31+00%3A28%3A05Anonymous+Wonkerhttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2015%2F07%2F30%2Ftop-this-headline-i-found-inner-peace-with-a-healing-crystal-dildo%2F +10
She seems nice- I can't imagine why she's having problems finding a guy who wants to make a commitment to her… Reply
♪ The Crystal Dick is being filled a thousand chills, a thousand thrills a million ways to spend your time when I get back, I'll drop a line ♪ Reply
I think that I'm coming, ooh, ooh People are wanking Ain't it beautiful, ooh, ooh Crystal black masturbation Mmm, mmm It's a new vibration…
Good one. Funny how all the old songs seem to be the only ones that fit. I'm finding this – erm – hard.
"Disco, Disco Sucks." Always reminds me of the Insane Coho Lips thing and Steve Dahl's very ill-conceived Disco Demolition Night, and subsequent riot.
She seems nice- I can't imagine why she's having problems finding a guy who wants to make a commitment to her…
I reached out to the creator of the Chakrub, Vanessa Cuccia
really?
♪ The Crystal Dick is being filled
a thousand chills, a thousand thrills
a million ways to spend your time
when I get back, I'll drop a line ♪
Ride captain ride
On your crystal dick
Gonna find my baby gonna hold it tight
Gonna get some Crystal Dick delight
Crystal, Crystal Dick!*
* to the tune of Disco Duck, which we have all hopefully forgotten
I think that I'm coming, ooh, ooh
People are wanking
Ain't it beautiful, ooh, ooh
Crystal black masturbation
Mmm, mmm
It's a new vibration…
Good one. Funny how all the old songs seem to be the only ones that fit. I'm finding this – erm – hard.
"Disco, Disco Sucks."
Always reminds me of the Insane Coho Lips thing and Steve Dahl's very ill-conceived Disco Demolition Night, and subsequent riot.