Cool. I reckon these Sammies won't refill themselves tomorrow [ barring a miracle of some sort. ]
Beets and chicken ass?
Sis? Mostly bullshit and horseshit.
Hmm. While theologically, my sis and I are on opposite poles, we can usually enjoy a visit. I do call her on the BS, though. Considering her three boys are now in the armed forces, I beat the drum loud and often about our sucky foreign policy and how we stiff our vets.
I'm just hoping to outlive her and get something out of the will.
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Hey, I got an artbook with 365 pages of full-page anime pictures for my birthday
Cool!
How to get through 2017: a page a day of cute
Note: actual video footage from 2017 is provided with this comment https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yCrYvHBMGLY
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You let the dog have one of those special biscuits again, didn't you?
Merry w00fmas!
It only seemed fair. My two pussycats are totally baked on catnip.
BORK
BORK BORK BORK
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That isn't her nose, it's a false one!
She turned me into a newt!
…a newt?
she's a witch!
Gingrich?
"slimy to the moon"
[Moar Bork.]
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I haz
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I was visiting sis in the RV park earlier, but am better now.
That looks good. Where in town?
total wine or plaza
Cool. I reckon these Sammies won't refill themselves tomorrow [ barring a miracle of some sort. ]
Beets and chicken ass?
Sis? Mostly bullshit and horseshit.
Hmm. While theologically, my sis and I are on opposite poles, we can usually enjoy a visit. I do call her on the BS, though. Considering her three boys are now in the armed forces, I beat the drum loud and often about our sucky foreign policy and how we stiff our vets.
I'm just hoping to outlive her and get something out of the will.
Long game. I like your style.
It's Christmas, how could we forget the |Five Neat Guys.|
"Ma'am, my sloppy memory caused me to forget the Five Neat Guys. I apologize"
That's funny as hell! Never got to see much SCTV.
I think it's sorta become a Wonkville Christmas Classic.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVznLG3PAdM&f…
THIS IS EXTREMELY IMPORTANT
Um…does obamacare still cover my epileptic seizure after watching that?
For another three weeks, yes.
NEEDS MOAR CANNON
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the new mascot?
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remind me not to click on your links first thing in the morning
Epic John Cole. An instant classic https://www.balloon-juice.com/2016/12/25/let-me-t…
Wow. Glad to hear someone had a better time than going to your sister's.
Washing poop off a cat. Sign me up.
Enough doggo-dub, MOAR PONYDUB!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCGk9I-i1v8
When up on Deck 9 there arose such a clatter….
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"Captain, these sweaters are…illogical"
Captain! In Twenty-Third Century Russia we do not don our ugly sweaters until the true date of Christmas, January 9!