I've got a dog across the street who the owner leaves out to bark ad nauseum. I offered to walk the dog for the guy, told him I work from home (as do some of my neighbors), the owner's a dick and won't listen. We're calling the cops on him. I got nothing against his poor pooch, but freezing the owner in wood? I kind of like the idea.
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Oooo…
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Is that a Labradoor?
Dog Door Afternoon
Maybe. Not too firry.
That dog's been pining to be let out all day!
Mastiff as a board.
Planck's Constant Companion
From the comments:
Who's a wood dog? You're a wood dog!
"Miraculous image of Elvis formed by raisins in bowl of Cream of Wheat"
– from a long ago National Lampoon
St. Bernard?
I've got a dog across the street who the owner leaves out to bark ad nauseum. I offered to walk the dog for the guy, told him I work from home (as do some of my neighbors), the owner's a dick and won't listen. We're calling the cops on him. I got nothing against his poor pooch, but freezing the owner in wood? I kind of like the idea.
STICK FETCHES DOG: FILM AT ELEVEN