You know you creased me
You creased me all night long.
You know you creased me, baby
You creased me all night long.
You creased me so hard baby
Baby, baby, please come home.
I'm thinking it needs to geared more towards the hipster extreme sports crowd. I need to find a downhill blindfolded straight-razor backwards tobogganing team that needs sponsorship.
I don't know what the event could have been, but I saw a guy riding a fat-tired unicycle and two people riding a double-decker tandem bike twenty miles from nowhere through Death Valley today. They were the only real stand-outs in a large field of riders on more conventional bikes. They could probably use your sponsorship, if not the actual product.
I like this phrase, never saw it before : creasing up with laughter.
Dude, I was creased.
Yer creasing me.
You know you creased me
You creased me all night long.
You know you creased me, baby
You creased me all night long.
You creased me so hard baby
Baby, baby, please come home.
Mysterious Brown Liquid is the name of my new line of energy drinks. No, I did not test market the name, but I'm sure it'll be great, big seller.
OT. http://www.theonion.com/article/man-trying-leave-…
Jeeze, how hard is it to set up multiple business voicemail inboxes, or at least alternate phone lines? See this is why Jews are so unpopular.
"for Christ-killer insults, please press one. For rat-faced banker insults, please press two."
"If you need to threaten a Jew in person, please press "0" and a Hebraic operator will assist you."
"to complain that there's too many taking jobs in a profession, press three"
Onion still worthwhile, even though reality inches closer.
Press vs. Vets.
https://twitter.com/BFriedmanDC/status/8369870651…
Makes me even happier I didn't watch.
I'm thinking it needs to geared more towards the hipster extreme sports crowd. I need to find a downhill blindfolded straight-razor backwards tobogganing team that needs sponsorship.
Hey, I've got an idea…
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I don't know what the event could have been, but I saw a guy riding a fat-tired unicycle and two people riding a double-decker tandem bike twenty miles from nowhere through Death Valley today. They were the only real stand-outs in a large field of riders on more conventional bikes. They could probably use your sponsorship, if not the actual product.