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Do you have someone like me in your class every year, Mr. Hand? Someone you make an example of?

18 thoughts on “Do you have someone like me in your class every year, Mr. Hand? Someone you make an example of?

  1. Received from a student today:
    “Good afternoon Professor , I am attaching my Lab Report , hoping you would check for any mistakes and let me know.”

    "Dear Student: I can’t give you critiques on your lab before it’s due so you can make changes. If I do that, I’d have to offer the same to everyone in the class to be fair. You want me to be fair to the whole class, right? I can answer questions that you have."

    "Thank you professor, I don't have any questions"

    Aaaarrrggghhh…

      1. You know, I was thinking about it, C_R, since you're here and I'm here doesn't that make this our time? Certainly there's nothing wrong with a little feast on our time?

  2. Just think of the commotion that would happen today if a teen film had a scene where a girl gets her abortion–and doesn't regret it.

    1. ". . . when democracy is understood as an unending demand for unearned respect for unfounded opinions, anything and everything becomes possible, including the end of democracy and republican government itself."

      Yay, we're there!

  3. Hey mods, got one in the dirty clothes hamper…can you fish it out and hang it on the Internet line for all to laugh at, or not?

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