Edit: she's FIFTY and she looks like that? Holy hell.
Yeah, that's the price of a soul, apparently. Her birthday was January 20th, so that weird AF outfit she wore was doubly special.
She's definitely a South Jersey 50– still has the hard-ass eyeliner and the accent. If you mentioned Wildwood, I'd bet there'd be a twinkle in her raccoon eye!
There were also clippings from erotic magazines where it appeared the man had cut out his favourite articles, and thrown away the rest of the magazine.
You mean the clutter and sheer volume could have been worse?!
50 years old. That's sad. Gotta say, a 6 month old stiff isn't a fun thing to come across, I bet.
After four hours you're supposed to call a doctor
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Say, you know who else is 50?
Me, 2 years ago?
If you say so, but I was going for KaC.
I'd sooner have 6 tons of porn fall on me
Edit: she's FIFTY and she looks like that? Holy hell.
Yeah, that's the price of a soul, apparently. Her birthday was January 20th, so that weird AF outfit she wore was doubly special.
She's definitely a South Jersey 50– still has the hard-ass eyeliner and the accent. If you mentioned Wildwood, I'd bet there'd be a twinkle in her raccoon eye!
FUCK!!!!!!!!
Joji was a man who thought he was a loner
But he knew it couldn't last
IDK what this guy had against internet porn, but jeez. Still sad that he died though.
He was destined to die, so the monitor woulda bonked him on the head anyway.
It's harder for the NSA to tap magazines.
ISWYDT
I'm glad you called them magazines instead of clips.
Cartridges!
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Bullets!
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Hipster porn kills.
Story didn't mention if he ever lived in Tucson.
whew…
You mean the clutter and sheer volume could have been worse?!
it really is a crime how much of those magazines were advertising
So he's not using any of it any more?
…you forgot "asking for a friend"
Six tons man! Hell, it's probably even "tonnes!" 10% extra!
really. Someone says "Oh, I've got a ton of porn at my place" this guy was thinking "lightweight"
Making me long for the days of alt.binary.pictures newsgroups.
ASCII pr0n is really a dying art
Alas, the power of newsgroups.. An ex of mine had dinner with Neil Gaiman and maybe 8 people from his alt.fan group. Weird, but true.