19 thoughts on “Enceladukkake!

  1. Pizza Hut won't even deliver here but will deliver 6 doors down, apparently the extra distance is too far lmao

  2. Man, I just skimmed this but there's so much Win in it that I'll have to settle down and savor it later.

    Buckley no doubt has a food perversion…
    Donald Trump has a food perversion. If I am extremely lucky I will never hear about it.

    The best salt substitute, the only salt substitute that’s adequate, is plenty of hot peppers.
    Yes.

    Other than the fact that the place is hot and stupid, why doesn’t one live in Arizona where all these chiles are available?
    Answered his own question there, did he not?

    You could actually make a giant burrito with a whole squirrel but I don’t really care for squirrel. It reminds me of a really extravagantly premature baby.
    Well, when you run out of babies…

    I have a tendency to work in multiples of seven.
    As do I. Hasn't failed me yet.

    EDIT: Many of you stickball queens would be a lot better off if you put aside this stickball and bought yourself a shotgun and went into the forest every fall and shot yourself some healthy, meaty fowl.
    Fields. Pheasants. FTW.

  3. Yeah, was never really thrilled with his novels and poetry, but this is more like he was in person. Also kind of a horny pig , but otherwise a riot.

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