8 thoughts on “Why did Melania get a visa? Because of her “extraordinary ability.” Whatever could that ability be?”
One of Willie Nelson's most memorable quotes from the movie "The Electric Horseman" was: "I'm gonna get me a bottle of tequila and find me one of them Keno girls that can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch and just kinda kick back."
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"Ha, he missed my breast and grabbed my arm."
"I'm the best at groping Playboy models, really the best, even Hugh Hefner asks me for tips, believe me."
"WTF is he doing, and WTF am I doing here?"
A lawyer friend of mine has this to say about her: "Sing, my little sparrow, sing for your visa…her dad was a Moldavian politburo apparatchik, her college credentials a little iffy….the KGB recruited just such specimens for special education at kgb schools for use as ‘honeypots’ to entice and recruit by compromat, it sure would be likely to finally undermine the support of his base if all along it was part of a big dangle, from way back when, & Melania were to turn out to have been a kgb plant…"
One of Willie Nelson's most memorable quotes from the movie "The Electric Horseman" was:
"I'm gonna get me a bottle of tequila and find me one of them Keno girls that can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch and just kinda kick back."
Well, she did do this gem:
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Which was possibly inspired by her non-existent degree:
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I'd forgotten about that Christmas nightmare. It was like Tim Burton crossed with Edward Gorey.
But I'll never forget my happy years at University in Slovenia, and their memorable games against Technische Hochschule in Garmisch-Partenkirken.
Her extraordinary ability?
A strong gag reflex…
Left to right
"Ha, he missed my breast and grabbed my arm."
"I'm the best at groping Playboy models, really the best, even Hugh Hefner asks me for tips, believe me."
"WTF is he doing, and WTF am I doing here?"
A lawyer friend of mine has this to say about her:
"Sing, my little sparrow, sing for your visa…her dad was a Moldavian politburo apparatchik, her college credentials a little iffy….the KGB recruited just such specimens for special education at kgb schools for use as ‘honeypots’ to entice and recruit by compromat, it sure would be likely to finally undermine the support of his base if all along it was part of a big dangle, from way back when, & Melania were to turn out to have been a kgb plant…"
They do play the long game though, don't they? Like the long-envisioned multi-generational trips to the planets and stars…
Speaking of [switching sides.]