Anyone else stuck with the Dolphins/Skins game on CBS? Such a crappy premier game for Sunday football. "Oh look, it's that one crappy locker room racist team vs that crappy organizationally racist team. Yay. Football."
Wow, this is turning into a bit of a crazy game. 2 punt returns for TD now (1 each). Wilson getting sacked and Foles playing well.
Lockett the new guy on Seahawks certainly having a good game.
Just join the hockey league (whatever gender specific insult I can hurl at you) for fucks sake. Gary Bettman will not ruin this for you. The fact that you know who that is makes me want to bug the hell out of you until you join the league.
I'd be all for moving the Coyotes to Seattle (or Portland, or Quebec). However, that rancid shitweasel of a lawyer who's STILL commissioner despite trying to single-handedly destroy the NHL through lockouts, shitty television deals and moving solid small-market teams into the middle of the fucking desert, will fuck that up too.
I won't even mention the bizarro Eastern Divisions….
That said, despite the fact that I know fuck all about who's on what team these days, and don't care, I'll give the old fantasy hockey thing a go. Just don't say I didn't warn you.
Yes!!!! Email me at kevindkemp2170@gmail.com and I'll send you a league invite. It'll be fun and I'll write up a draft guide before the draft. I'm so glad you're in.
Is Boom Boom Geoffrion available for drafting?
You should email me to find out!
Since you bring it up, thanks for the invite, but I'm going to pass unless you're absolutely desperate. I know even less about the game than I do about football or baseball, despite having briefly played hockey in my youth. On grass, as was the fashion in my country.
Meh, I need people so I figured a blind email invite was worth a shot. I'm surprised that address even worked, I got it from the account I set football up with 3 seasons ago.
I can only be bothered checking one address, so that one's going to work till I die, retire or get fired.
Wise move: I've got three primary ones (though one is professional) and two minor ones for some reason.
I actually paid for sunday ticket.tv– I get all teh shit, except that one goddamn Denver game I really wanna watch right now, of course. (I wonder if I could route the shit through my vpn? Nah, too much trouble, and prolly wouldn't work anyway.) I guess I'll just watch Mr. Hat and Pregnant Kenny Rogers battle it out. (what? he's not the coach? he should be..)
Cmdr woke up with |this| in his head..
Learned the Packers thing from my dad (forever thankful he wasn't a Patriots fan considering he grew up in Rhode Island…)
The game we're getting now is Bengals-Raiders and a Bengals player literally slammed an opponent's head against the helmet that fell off of his head, reminds me of why I never cared about the Bengals.
My dad never really gave a shit about the Iggles and thought the fans were a complete embarrassment. (And then he came back hoarse, vocal chords shot from Flyers games..)
Forte's points alone are really close to my total points right now.. : D
Did Peyton die on the field or something? Too much touching Papa John.. fucking voodoo shitgrease!
So did he basically do what he complained about the Eagles fans doing?
If you told me I'd be up by this much with my TE getting 11 yards I'd have laughed, fantasy is so strange o_o
I think you accidentally drafted Really High Voice Peyton Manning.
Tiny Randy Moss would make a great addition right about now.
I prefer Out Of Control Beard Andrew Luck, he's clearly a better QB than half the league.
Whatever happened to Tranquil Philip Rivers? Or Non-Rabid Chip Kelly? Or Dentally-Smart Michael Strahan? Did they not make the cut?
Wait, you mean there's even more of those commercials?
Oh look, the Lions failed. Gee, I did not see that coming. Too bad for the 2 morons who picked the Lions in my suicide pool, which is worth over a grand. So glad I picked the Packers.
Excuse my language, but you have to be fucking retarded to bet the Lions the first week of the season. That's just fucking dumb.
Are these your friends from your old job? Maybe they inhaled too many fumes.
No, it's through my friend J*** on the truck. His brother started it and there's around 85 people in it. $20 to get in X 85 is like, actual fucking money.
Ooh, cool. Hope you clean up.
The pot is actually 1,660. You know what I could do with that kinda cabbage pulled straight out of my ass? Hookers and blow OR, OR a really cool bed and a nice end table with a lamp. Leaning towards the latter but not ruling out the former.
Is it every week? Because why not both? And maybe even one of those Tempurpedic mattresses, even. And an enormous tv, also too.
It's a suicide pool. You pick wrong, you're out. No runner ups, nothing. last person who didn't pick the wrong team wins all of it. That's why I can't fathom why anyone would pick the Lions over the Chargers.That is straight up stupid.
Oh, duh. But, yeah, let the dummies knock themselves out early.
Hi everyone–just got back into town in time for Sunday Night Football. Tired as fuck from the Ventura Half Marathon but I'm hoping the Eagles* Giants will entertain me. And by "entertain me," I mean I hope they hand the Cowboys an ass-whooping…
(ETA: Mind you, I waited until after the race to drink LOL…)
Oh lord you're a runner. You and my sister would get along great. She runs 8 miles back and forth to work most days. I think she's insane. I met all of her runner friends at her 40th bday party and they couldn't even carry on a normal conversation with a normal person without talking about running.
They might have won if Eli's ManningEgo had allowed himself to be sacked. Also too, if their defense had realized on that TD pass that they were not, in fact, playing touch football. Christ.
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Beautiful!
Meow.
Obvs a Packer fan.
/ go Eddie go, run Eddie run.
Remember: All of these ex-pro players picking the Lions over the Chargers on the Fox pregame show have had serious head injuries.
Anyone else stuck with the Dolphins/Skins game on CBS? Such a crappy premier game for Sunday football. "Oh look, it's that one crappy locker room racist team vs that crappy organizationally racist team. Yay. Football."
That's also the CBS game here. If the Packers-Bears wasn't on Fox, I might flip over to see if it's possible for both teams to lose.
Hey
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I was sure the Browns and Jets would find a way to make that possible but apparently not.
None cable tee vee & at the computer today to get reports out before trip to chill with Pablo Escobar's heirs and enjoy sweet, sweet beach trip.
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Bring me back some sugar (wink)
Sugar!
I might be watching the Seahawks Rams game on my computer, somehow. 😉
Lotsa turnovers and mistakes in first half.
Wow, this is turning into a bit of a crazy game. 2 punt returns for TD now (1 each). Wilson getting sacked and Foles playing well.
Lockett the new guy on Seahawks certainly having a good game.
Just join the hockey league (whatever gender specific insult I can hurl at you) for fucks sake. Gary Bettman will not ruin this for you. The fact that you know who that is makes me want to bug the hell out of you until you join the league.
Can I use Vancouver Giants players? :p
Seattle Metropolitans.
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I'm signing both of these guys: http://i500.listal.com/image/3406594/500full.jpg
On Topic, Seahawks Rams in OT, Rams just kicked a FG…. Seahawks ball….
….aaaand pull yer pants up, it's all over. Phew! Good game!
What's not to like?
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I'd be all for moving the Coyotes to Seattle (or Portland, or Quebec). However, that rancid shitweasel of a lawyer who's STILL commissioner despite trying to single-handedly destroy the NHL through lockouts, shitty television deals and moving solid small-market teams into the middle of the fucking desert, will fuck that up too.
I won't even mention the bizarro Eastern Divisions….
That said, despite the fact that I know fuck all about who's on what team these days, and don't care, I'll give the old fantasy hockey thing a go. Just don't say I didn't warn you.
Yes!!!! Email me at kevindkemp2170@gmail.com and I'll send you a league invite. It'll be fun and I'll write up a draft guide before the draft. I'm so glad you're in.
Is Boom Boom Geoffrion available for drafting?
You should email me to find out!
Since you bring it up, thanks for the invite, but I'm going to pass unless you're absolutely desperate. I know even less about the game than I do about football or baseball, despite having briefly played hockey in my youth. On grass, as was the fashion in my country.
Meh, I need people so I figured a blind email invite was worth a shot. I'm surprised that address even worked, I got it from the account I set football up with 3 seasons ago.
I can only be bothered checking one address, so that one's going to work till I die, retire or get fired.
Wise move: I've got three primary ones (though one is professional) and two minor ones for some reason.
I actually paid for sunday ticket.tv– I get all teh shit, except that one goddamn Denver game I really wanna watch right now, of course. (I wonder if I could route the shit through my vpn? Nah, too much trouble, and prolly wouldn't work anyway.) I guess I'll just watch Mr. Hat and Pregnant Kenny Rogers battle it out. (what? he's not the coach? he should be..)
Cmdr woke up with |this| in his head..
I often wake up with this in my head: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CXHXUgXG1tM
It seems my TE hax been ripping up my D/ST. Bit of a curate's egg there.
I reluctantly benched the Packers D/ST for the Panthers, but that seems to have been a surprisingly good move.
Yay, Packers won AND Matt Forte got a ton of points! Good game all around!
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I can't believe you don't root for the Bengals or the Cleve! Have you no heart?
(A: you have a mind)
Learned the Packers thing from my dad (forever thankful he wasn't a Patriots fan considering he grew up in Rhode Island…)
The game we're getting now is Bengals-Raiders and a Bengals player literally slammed an opponent's head against the helmet that fell off of his head, reminds me of why I never cared about the Bengals.
My dad never really gave a shit about the Iggles and thought the fans were a complete embarrassment. (And then he came back hoarse, vocal chords shot from Flyers games..)
Forte's points alone are really close to my total points right now.. : D
Did Peyton die on the field or something? Too much touching Papa John.. fucking voodoo shitgrease!
So did he basically do what he complained about the Eagles fans doing?
If you told me I'd be up by this much with my TE getting 11 yards I'd have laughed, fantasy is so strange o_o
I think you accidentally drafted Really High Voice Peyton Manning.
Tiny Randy Moss would make a great addition right about now.
I prefer Out Of Control Beard Andrew Luck, he's clearly a better QB than half the league.
Whatever happened to Tranquil Philip Rivers? Or Non-Rabid Chip Kelly? Or Dentally-Smart Michael Strahan? Did they not make the cut?
Wait, you mean there's even more of those commercials?
*insert Nelson-type "ha ha!" here* https://twitter.com/NFL/status/643163322083250176
Couldn't have happened to a better person.
Is that an example of that aaawful snark which I read about in the NYT?
Jameis unsurprisingly self-destructs, and his Heisman rival Mariota has a near perfect game for the Titans. Maybe Tebow is right and there is a God.
http://smokinjaycutler.tumblr.com/
Uhhh… okay?
It makes sense in a strange way.
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The internet is amazing.
Oh look, the Lions failed. Gee, I did not see that coming. Too bad for the 2 morons who picked the Lions in my suicide pool, which is worth over a grand. So glad I picked the Packers.
Picking the Lions in a road game against a decent team? Good call!
Especially week 1 in a sucide pool where a thousand bucks is on the line for a $20 buy in. "Really? You're picking the Lions? Really."
Homerism at its worst.
Excuse my language, but you have to be fucking retarded to bet the Lions the first week of the season. That's just fucking dumb.
Are these your friends from your old job? Maybe they inhaled too many fumes.
No, it's through my friend J*** on the truck. His brother started it and there's around 85 people in it. $20 to get in X 85 is like, actual fucking money.
Ooh, cool. Hope you clean up.
The pot is actually 1,660. You know what I could do with that kinda cabbage pulled straight out of my ass? Hookers and blow OR, OR a really cool bed and a nice end table with a lamp. Leaning towards the latter but not ruling out the former.
Is it every week? Because why not both? And maybe even one of those Tempurpedic mattresses, even. And an enormous tv, also too.
It's a suicide pool. You pick wrong, you're out. No runner ups, nothing. last person who didn't pick the wrong team wins all of it. That's why I can't fathom why anyone would pick the Lions over the Chargers.That is straight up stupid.
Oh, duh. But, yeah, let the dummies knock themselves out early.
https://twitter.com/STLouisRams/status/6431623892…
Apparently that Recovery Water thing didn't work so well after all.
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/464595…
Presidential material!
I really need to tweak my QB (among other positions). I am not staking my season on a virgin who can't drive.
I told you not to draft Tebow!
I have a sad rookie sitting on my bench. Are there trades in the Fantasy Muslin league?
Yes! Do you want to trade your rookie for Russell Wilson? I'd be happy to swap.
Okay. Gotta figure it's the least I can do since you've helped this rook so much already.
Awesome! I'll send you a trade offer once everything unlocks!
I need to go back in time!
Well, the situation could be worse, you could be considering this:
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(in firefox, nothing loaded)
Wha? |Hessians on the Delaware?|
Weird, I'm on Firefox and posted it fine.
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CLw5hEGVEAAVA6i.jpg
(wait– sorry.. Scalia AND Alito were both born in Trenton?) Thanks, I'll just remember that bullshit bridge.
Trenton Uses What The World Refuses
Get'em while ya can, folks.
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eta: 13/24182yds. 1td1int rtg. 75.3
Hi everyone–just got back into town in time for Sunday Night Football. Tired as fuck from the Ventura Half Marathon but I'm hoping the
Eagles* Giants will entertain me. And by "entertain me," I mean I hope they hand the Cowboys an ass-whooping…*Christ, I really am tired…
How was your run?
Fine, thanks, though it was hot as fuck despite the 6:30 AM start (yawn.) My time wasn't the best but it wasn't the worst, so that's OK.
But Ventura is a cute little town, so it was fun to get away. I'd never been before, but it took me about two minutes to locate a microbrewery pub 😉
Before or after the run?
Before, of course 😉
(ETA: Mind you, I waited until after the race to drink LOL…)
Oh lord you're a runner. You and my sister would get along great. She runs 8 miles back and forth to work most days. I think she's insane. I met all of her runner friends at her 40th bday party and they couldn't even carry on a normal conversation with a normal person without talking about running.
Wow…good for your sister.
Also, too: as enthusiastic as I am about it, I can talk about other things besides running
I know what you look like and my minds eye can actually picture you hanging out with my sis.
So what did I miss today?
(in firefox, nothing loaded) 😛
A concussion?
Oh, Giants, that was sad. You should be embarrassed.
Let's just admit it- Eli sucks. In fact, the Giants suck- they never should have lost that game. Worse yet, they let the Cowgirls win…
They might have won if Eli's ManningEgo had allowed himself to be sacked. Also too, if their defense had realized on that TD pass that they were not, in fact, playing touch football. Christ.
Oh, shit– I was rootin' for his ass.. "come on, you've done this before"… Omg, Fuck Me!
Whatever, Frankenteam tomorrow night. Ugh.
[Hey, CFL is foobaw too.]
They even let rabbits play in the CFL? Figures.
Uh… You ok girl?
ETA: Love you Smokey!
Carbon-based energy for sure
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Smokey is all kinds of dorbs. And regardless of what he's doing right now, he is outscoring me. (nom nom nom = 12 points! zzzzz = 25 points!)