Wait, you know what I heard? I heard he destroyed his state's economy, shut down a plan to bring light rail to Wisconsin, raped the unions, pissed off a hell of a lot of people, ignored 100,000+ protesters, pissed off nurses (which you DO NOT want to do, just ask Joy Behar) not to mention teachers, and did some VERY SUSPICIOUS things with e-mails that the FBI investigated and a bunch of other shitty things. Seriously, Scott Walker can go drink a dick.
Yeah, that one's absolutely not true. I fear that those goat-rape stories are, though. There's too many farmers stories of traumatized animals along the campaign trail for this to be purely a coincidence.
"Unspeakable rumor"? It's not the cannibalism thing again, is it? I heard that the Walker campaign organization has that problem almost solved now.
Cannibalism was just a way to cover up for the necrophilia.
I heard.
I saw that on the Internet, along with that human trafficking thing, so it must be true.
[ Mmmmmm. ]
Why do these words sound so nasty?
I'm thinking Troy McClure's mysterious fish fetish that no one would talk about.
So that's why my koi keep disappearing.
Don't ask, don't tell.
P.S., could you approve my post? It's lost in the queue somewhere. It is of great importance to us all. It's about dirt. Thanks.
Done.
Thankee kindly.
The unspeakable in pursuit of the unelectable (or his staff)?
Wait, you know what I heard? I heard he destroyed his state's economy, shut down a plan to bring light rail to Wisconsin, raped the unions, pissed off a hell of a lot of people, ignored 100,000+ protesters, pissed off nurses (which you DO NOT want to do, just ask Joy Behar) not to mention teachers, and did some VERY SUSPICIOUS things with e-mails that the FBI investigated and a bunch of other shitty things. Seriously, Scott Walker can go drink a dick.
Now, now. None of those are rumors.
That's absurd! If a politician did all of that, surely citizens would be outraged, storm the statehouse, and vote him out of office.
One would think.
Yeah, that one's absolutely not true. I fear that those goat-rape stories are, though. There's too many farmers stories of traumatized animals along the campaign trail for this to be purely a coincidence.
I heard he shot JFK.
I heard he flew the Hindenburg.
And he likes Nickelback.
Or so I've heard.
Oh, the humanity.
Also that he tried to comment on Wonkette.
It's said that he's the reason Wonkette doesn't allow comments.