Yikes – 26 points from our Jags D/ST, while giving-up 31, and 4 more from Meyer's toe. Close, we need to send them to Merry Ol' more often. Also and too, the Fantasy Feetsball points system is obviously total magic.
So, I was streaming that game through the Yahoo channel on my Roku, while talking on the phone to Vodka who was streaming it on his laptop — and the Roku stream was a full minute or more behind his laptop. I think I see a serious problem with this dumb idea to only stream football games.
That Adrian is used to vomiting on a Saturday night from using substances he shouldn't and doing okay on Sunday just bolsters my theory that Adrian Peterson is secretly a 16-year-old girl.
Well, they've had a lot of practice: Raiders fans STILL bitch about the Immaculate Reception even though, as the NFL Network's documentary showed, it was a fucking catch TYVM…
I'll grant that Seahawks fans have a better case, which only makes it worse that Raider fans still whine about a call that was made before our coach was born FFS…
And I'm looking forward to tonight's game as well, though I sure hope the Eagles do well or Smokey's cursing might surpass mine, and I'd like to win at something FFS…
Hopefully the game won't end up being like a 4-point win for me, since that call was awful and cost about 7 points. If I'm going to pull this out I'd like it to be by at least 8 or so.
Hell, I already spotted you 8 points by pulling a Vodka and doing a late night switch from Wright to LaFell. Clever me, I thought Brady would throw to him a bunch today and that with Mariota out Kendall wouldn't see many looks
Bortles! Also, too.
Christ this is awful. I thought the Bills were supposed to be decent this season with Rex Ryan in charge?
I know your owner also owns Fulham Football Club, but seriously, fuck off back to Florida, Jags! We already have our own teams!
Apologies, Jets. It's EJ Manuel who is clearly having an awful game.
Apologies Ver.2.0. I think the Jags are intentionally trying to tank, so they don't get moved across the Atlantic.
Well, with that weird PI penalty on the Bills defender, looks like the refs didn't want them to!
Glad I didn't waste $75 to see that shower of shite in the flesh. Free on the BBC in HD yay!
It's so (relatively) quiet.
That can be fixed [ mit ein wenig Deutsch. ]
Making this our football thread, since Cmdr gets points for being awake, and not even in Eastern or Central time.
It was so "exciting" I actually went back to bed for a couple hours.
I asked myself if I wanted to sleep in or watch Bills-Jaguars. You can probably figure out what I decided.
I didn't even pretend to care after working late last night
Yikes – 26 points from our Jags D/ST, while giving-up 31, and 4 more from Meyer's toe. Close, we need to send them to Merry Ol' more often. Also and too, the Fantasy Feetsball points system is obviously total magic.
No. Please don't.
So, I was streaming that game through the Yahoo channel on my Roku, while talking on the phone to Vodka who was streaming it on his laptop — and the Roku stream was a full minute or more behind his laptop. I think I see a serious problem with this dumb idea to only stream football games.
New Orleans at Indianapolis is my only choice? I don't get the Jets – Patriots game?
I've said it before, I'll say it again: fuck you, KCBS…
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Aw. I get Steeler-Chiefs, and I'm not even using it. So unfair.
New Orleans at Indianapolis
Cleveland at St. Louis
I haven't decided if nothing is worse than Cleveland at St. Louis. I'll get back to you on that later, but it's been ugly so far. Really ugly.
Rams D/ST, StL
Cle, 12:17 4th
TD, 3 FR, 6 PA
24 points
This is the entire story of the Browns-Rams game. Good for my fantasy team, but a terrible watch. You're not missing much.
LOLWUT? http://deadspin.com/do-you-understand-this-banner…
MCKINLEY PACKERS BOCK BEER
BUCHANAN EAGLES ROLLING ROCK
POLK-JETS-CLAMATO!
FDR STEELERS ANGEL CITY IPA!!!
GANDHI – SONICS – HOFFA!
WASHINGTON REDSKINS BUD LIGHT
(most made fun of for being disgusting drink I could think of)
CONSPIRACY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WAKE UP SHEEPLE!
comes with its own chem trails
For whoever composed the word salad on that banner:
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OJ and the Clintons would both kill for a Super Bowl ring?
Nicole Brown and Vince Foster would attest that they'd both kill for a lot less than that…
HOOMANAWANUI!
Gesundheit!
Also, too, Charcandrick West!
He's doing all that work on my bench?
thank god you didn't start the guy I've never heard of…
At least now I know who to dump to the waiver wire! (It's Alfred Morris. No reason to pretend it's not.)
This is going better than expected for a week without Cobb, Forte, and Eifert.
Don't look now, but the Jets are up 17-16 on the Patriots.
Now I am REALLY pissed that I am missing that game! KCBS, you suck!
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30 – 20 Pats now. Dang.
Ugh, another week of Pats fans being insufferable.
that's one of the constants of the universe
Damn, I was afraid that would happen…
@SeifertESPN 3 hours ago
Per FOX broadcast, Adrian Peterson swallowed his chew on a bumpy team flight Saturday. Vomited upon arrival. Hence, injury report downgrade.
FML my marquee RB 1 takes himself out with a mouthful of chewing tobacco
I think it's really impressive that he managed to run for 97 yards a day after throwing up tobacco. Maybe he's used to it!
That Adrian is used to vomiting on a Saturday night from using substances he shouldn't and doing okay on Sunday just bolsters my theory that Adrian Peterson is secretly a 16-year-old girl.
Chris Kluwe probably didn't get re-signed because Adrian made a fuss about Kluwe not liking Twilight or Justin Bieber.
OMG, he's such a hater!
Will Larry have all the details?
What a dumbass. Clearly he needs a whupping to learn his lesson.
Maybe his birthday camel will stomp on his toe.
AP camel toe?
Ewwwww!
@GoesslingESPN
Adrian Peterson said tobacco had nothing to do with why he got sick. Ate some shrimp yesterday, and thought that contributed to illness.
And if you believe that, I have a bridge to sell you.
That is such a teenage girl excuse. "No, mom, I wasn't doing that. It was, um, shrimp. Bad shrimp."
bad shrimp is such a weak excuse
Like, sure, Mr. Moneybags Pro Athlete, I'm sure you ate some street shrimp the day before the game.
don't eat the fish
Caught the end of Washington Tampa Bay. Seems like it was a mildly-diverting event.
Not sure if I can stomach the Battle of LA with the Raiders and Chargers, especially when I really need to do some prep work for tomorrow….
https://twitter.com/PFTCommenter/status/658368864…
Who is the Cape Mario version?
Also, too, yet again (and you all know me well enough to know which game this refers to):
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Dear Chargers, WTF?
DAMMIT, GMTA strikes yet again!
How the hell did the Packers struggle against this team?
They're having a hissy fit because San Diego taxpayers don't want to pay their owner a $400 million in tribute to keep him from moving the team to LA.
DO. NOT. WANT.
With any luck at all, you might get the Carson Refiners and Raiders and the Hollywood Park Rams.
So the Raiders are just worse at having hissy-fits?
The Raiders are the worst. Period.
Well, they've had a lot of practice: Raiders fans STILL bitch about the Immaculate Reception even though, as the NFL Network's documentary showed, it was a fucking catch TYVM…
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Superbowl XL.
I'm keeping my mouth shut.
I'll grant that Seahawks fans have a better case, which only makes it worse that Raider fans still whine about a call that was made before our coach was born FFS…
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As opposed to their fans, who are world-class hissy-fitters.
You mean these sweethearts?
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His mother must be so proud.
How'd you like to be seated next him? Particularly after he's had all the beer they'll sell him.
I actually saw this guy on teevee this afternoon, so he drove (probably) down from Oakland for the game, as many fans do.
the dude he was talking to was all dressed up too
Raider Nation!
At least he doesn't just wave a silly towel (yours for only $29.95 plus taxes!) around his head when they're winning ;p
Gawd, at least my team has a third-stringer starting QB as an excuse. WTF, Chargers?
Cripes, down 37 – 6 midway through the 3rd. Philip Rivers, AKA The Angriest Quarterback in America, must be so FUCKING ANGRY right now. RIVERS SMASH!
OTOH, this Cowboys – Giants game is pretty good.
And I'm looking forward to tonight's game as well, though I sure hope the Eagles do well or Smokey's cursing might surpass mine, and I'd like to win at something FFS…
Way better than it should be.
Aw shit–I laughed so hard over that Giants kickoff return for a TD that my little dog freaked out and started howling. Better comfort him, BBL…
#YearOfTheMuffedPunt
Chris Johnson, Greg Olsen, and Graham Cano left, down by 21. Feeling good, though certainly not a lock.
it didn't hurt that they took away Keenan Allen's TD with that bogus call
Hopefully the game won't end up being like a 4-point win for me, since that call was awful and cost about 7 points. If I'm going to pull this out I'd like it to be by at least 8 or so.
Hell, I already spotted you 8 points by pulling a Vodka and doing a late night switch from Wright to LaFell. Clever me, I thought Brady would throw to him a bunch today and that with Mariota out Kendall wouldn't see many looks
Oh, don't worry, I almost put Charcandrick West in instead of Alfred Morris but decided against it. Oops!
Ooooh…next Sunday night's game is Packers – Broncos. Already looking forward to that throwdown!
Everyone gets a guaranteed good game to watch!
Well, that sucked.
It's much harder for a baseball team to cheat between innings, but I wouldn't put anything past the Mets