Ben “Zyklon” Garrison, holder of an associates' degree in HVAC and resident of Gladeville TN, has a lot of entertaining nicknames for himself. I bold-faced my personal favorite. Stop here if you're bothered by odious racial slurs, even if they're over-the-top ridiculous. Or the mods can whack this post if it violates community standards, whatever those may be.

Ben "One Man Klan" Garrison
Ben "The Walking Holocaust" Garrison
Ben "Nigger Grave Digger" Garrison
Ben "Chimp Choking Champion" Garrison
Ben "Six Million More" Garrison
Ben "Pull the Trigger on Every Nigger" Garrison
Ben "Kike Killing Kommando" Garrison
Ben "Montana Merchant Mangler" Garrison
Ben "One Man Auschwitz" Garrison
Ben "The Ten Ton Terror of Tel-Aviv" Garrison
Ben "The Racial Pain Hurricane" Garrison
Ben "I Ain't Afraid of no ZOG" Garrison
Ben "DEFILE THE JEWISH VIRGIN" Garrison
Ben "Holocauster Tycoon" Garrison
Ben "Aryan Vs. Predator" Garrison
Ben "Beaner Brainer" Garrison
Ben "Nuke the Spooks" Garrison
Ben "Frag the Fags" Garrison
Ben "Sambo Killin' Rambo" Garrison
Ben "Kebab Shishkebab" Garrison
Ben "Three Reichs and You're Out" Garrison
Ben "Gas The Kikes, Even The Tykes" Garrison
Ben "Killin' Schlomo in Slo-Mo" Garrison
Ben "Kike on a Spike" Garrison
Ben "Slope Slicer" Garrison
Ben "Aboriginal War Criminal" Garrison
Ben "Mash the Marxists" Garrison
Ben "Roma in a Coma" Garrison
Ben "Threw a Rock at a POC" Garrison
Ben "Let's Get this Shoah on the Road" Garrison
Ben "Y'all Gonna Panic When You See This Germanic" Garrison
Ben "Goin' Mental on the Oriental" Garrison
Ben "Drowned the Chink in the Kitchen Sink" Garrison

He probably would've advanced the Klan's work more successfully had he spent less time thinking up nicknames.