Bristol Decides on a (Stupid) Name for her Baby November 24, 2015 PubOption 557620 Commentshttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2015%2F11%2F24%2Fbristol-decides-on-a-stupid-name-for-her-baby%2FBristol+Decides+on+a+%28Stupid%29+Name+for+her+Baby2015-11-24+20%3A22%3A39Anonymous+Wonkerhttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2015%2F11%2F24%2Fbristol-decides-on-a-stupid-name-for-her-baby%2F +20
<img src="https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/97/Cut_Splice.gif"> Not the Original Name, BTW. Sailors used a far ruder descriptive that has long been banished from Ashley's Book of Knots.
What? Saying "Hey, Sailor!" when the Fleet's in is just going to confuse the hell out of everyone. "Related Posts from Bristol Palin:" Want to feel good about politics for a minute? Meet Larry Hogan. Chris Christie's best buddy. Jumped on board the "No Syrians In My Backyard" train. *Oukes* Reply
Does she not realize the implications of a single mother naming her child "sailor?" No, apparently not. Reply
So, will this child be Sailor Palin or Sailor Meyer (which is Bristol's ex-fiance, though he's never been named as the potential father)? I really hope it's some random named Dayne. Reply
Good lord. What was her first choice? Rear Admiral?
Poop Deck.
Mate.
Pirate! You even get some alliteration in there.
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Not the Original Name, BTW. Sailors used a far ruder descriptive that has long been banished from Ashley's Book of Knots.
Come Sail Away, Bristol. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5MAg_yWsq8
I knew what it was and I clicked anyway. Instant Karma.
I'm a horrible person.
[ heh heh heh ]
What? Saying "Hey, Sailor!" when the Fleet's in is just going to confuse the hell out of everyone.
"Related Posts from Bristol Palin:" Want to feel good about politics for a minute? Meet Larry Hogan.
Chris Christie's best buddy. Jumped on board the "No Syrians In My Backyard" train. *Oukes*
Does she not realize the implications of a single mother naming her child "sailor?" No, apparently not.
"T S Garp" was already taken.
Forrest.
So, will this child be Sailor Palin or Sailor Meyer (which is Bristol's ex-fiance, though he's never been named as the potential father)? I really hope it's some random named Dayne.
I kinda like "Random."
That's how all of Bristol's kids can have the same last name!
"Randy", shortened?
You may have a point.
In her case, Randumb.
If her ex-fiance was a soldier, would he want to call his daughter Sailor?
Uh… because it wasn't "Mailman" or "Roadie", Alex?