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  1. Police reports in the arrest of an on-duty state state trooper

    On-duty?

    accused of a DWI crash at a Garden State Parkway rest stop describe Sgt. Michael Roadside as a severely drunk, slurring, vomit-covered mess who mishandled his weapon and threatened to pay the other involved driver $1,000 if she agreed not to call 911.

    Mishandled his weapon?

    According to a New Jersey State Police Drinking Driving Report obtained by New Jersey 101.5 Tuesday evening through a public records request, when responding officer Sgt. M. J. Durak told Roadside he’d registered a .16 percent blood alcohol content level — twice the legal limit — he responded “I’ve been way more drunk than that.”

    I am now officially frightened…

    1. Having grown up in The Garden State and having had many less-than-satisfactory interactions with the NJSP, I can truthfully say I am not at all surprised.

      Filled with Schadenfreudian glee, perhaps, but not surprised.

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