9 thoughts on “Welp, We Can Cross My Local Walmart Off the List”
You should move to Blakeslee! (sorry, that's where I learned to ski–nothing is there at all). I was about 9 when I was taught to shoot. I wasn't good. I've never owned a gun. I could write an essay on Northeast Pennsylvanians– Insanity, Pride, Guns, Fear, Mollies and the Mob (not in that order) but it would take me years. Of course, all that lingers is fear, powerlessness —-> guns. It's very sad, imho.
Yikes. I've got it worked out where I'm going to hide if a gunman starts shooting up the local Tractor Supply. I'll be over near the salt blocks behind the rack with all the goddamn gun magazines.
The 30 minute drive to Nazareth isn't such a [ weight.] Mrs. weejee and I caught Mavis out here on the left coast last summer. She still has some pipes, and she's such a dear.
You should move to Blakeslee! (sorry, that's where I learned to ski–nothing is there at all). I was about 9 when I was taught to shoot. I wasn't good. I've never owned a gun. I could write an essay on Northeast Pennsylvanians– Insanity, Pride, Guns, Fear, Mollies and the Mob (not in that order) but it would take me years. Of course, all that lingers is fear, powerlessness —-> guns. It's very sad, imho.
Yikes. I've got it worked out where I'm going to hide if a gunman starts shooting up the local Tractor Supply. I'll be over near the salt blocks behind the rack with all the goddamn gun magazines.
That's exactly why they put the gun rack near the salt blocks.
Huh. Nobody speculating on his religion? Must've been a white guy.
Sad that.
The 30 minute drive to Nazareth isn't such a [ weight.] Mrs. weejee and I caught Mavis out here on the left coast last summer. She still has some pipes, and she's such a dear.
I still prefer the original, but I'm kind of a Band fanboy. Staples could for sure sing.
Concealed-carry of machetes is legal in PA, apparently? Or maybe everywhere.
Luckily, I have better things to do on a Saturday night than hang at Walmart. (Like watch bad tv at home. Still better.)
Damn, I've actually been in East Stroudsburg. Pre-Walmart, though.