…which the author himself couldn't even understand:
Correction: January 3, 2016 Because of an editing error, an earlier version of this article misstated the relationship between the Prophet Muhammad and Ali, one of his successors. Ali was the prophet’s cousin and son-in-law, not grandson.
She laughs a lot. Maybe a little too much. Some say that she and Liane Hansen have been seen frequenting some of the seedier DC nightspots, but no one would go on record.
That explains a lot. Many at NPR say that Liane just sort of wanders the halls, mumbling incoherently about "that fucking Will Shortz". Kind of sad, really.
Ari Shapiro's the one you have to look out for. Plays in a "band" called Pink Martini, and then there's this:
Shapiro was born in Fargo, North Dakota, and grew up in Portland, Oregon. He is a magna cum laude graduate of Yale. He began his journalism career as an intern for NPR Legal Affairs Correspondent Nina Totenberg, who has also occasionally been known to sing in public.
Sources confirmed the brawl was the most entertaining Supreme Court matchup since Associate Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg popped out from behind a marble column and smashed Scalia with a steel folding chair.
I know it's a bit lame to post things from "The Onion" here, but it is a good one.
The alternative was to mock the NYT's incomprehensible explanation of the difference between Shia and Sunni Islam…
http://www.nytimes.com/2016/01/04/world/middleeas…
…which the author himself couldn't even understand:
Why didn't Nina Totenberg tell us about this? WHY?
She was laughing too hard to provide effective narration, obviously.
She laughs a lot. Maybe a little too much. Some say that she and Liane Hansen have been seen frequenting some of the seedier DC nightspots, but no one would go on record.
I've heard that they share surreptitious Nitrous hits under the desk, during station breaks.
That explains a lot. Many at NPR say that Liane just sort of wanders the halls, mumbling incoherently about "that fucking Will Shortz". Kind of sad, really.
Ari Shapiro's the one you have to look out for. Plays in a "band" called Pink Martini, and then there's this:
Sources confirmed the brawl was the most entertaining Supreme Court matchup since Associate Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg popped out from behind a marble column and smashed Scalia with a steel folding chair.
Oh, would that it were so.