"But I can completely understand why you think being intoxicated" jerks who "didn't understand your bill should take priority over a human life."

"I especially appreciate you making your server (who doesn't curse) cry as well. I'm sure she really enjoyed working on New Year's Eve just to deal with people such as yourself."

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