Newell: “In this country, the common, conservative man is expected to wear a bunch of greasy McDonald’s wrappers on his feet, tied together by the intestines of a freshly murdered grizzly bear.”

4 thoughts on “Newell: “In this country, the common, conservative man is expected to wear a bunch of greasy McDonald’s wrappers on his feet, tied together by the intestines of a freshly murdered grizzly bear.”

  1. 1. Jeesus, they have about as much heel as standard "cowboy" or riding boots.

    2. Bullshit he got Florsheims for "around $100". Unless they were smuggled in from Cuba, or sumthin.

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