Can’t wait for Neil De Grasse Tyson to start whining about how this isn’t a planet either. January 20, 2016 sw19womble 727121 Commentshttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2016%2F01%2F20%2Fcant-wait-for-neil-de-grasse-tyson-to-start-whining-about-how-this-isnt-a-planet-either%2FCan%27t+wait+for+Neil+De+Grasse+Tyson+to+start+whining+about+how+this+isn%27t+a+planet+either.2016-01-20+20%3A28%3A30Anonymous+Wonkerhttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2016%2F01%2F20%2Fcant-wait-for-neil-de-grasse-tyson-to-start-whining-about-how-this-isnt-a-planet-either%2F +10
Yep. He'll think it's pretty cool. <img src="http://i.space.com/images/i/000/037/457/iFF/gq-tyson.jpg?1394140150" /> Reply
Oh, it's out there all right. <img src="https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/20/b9/32/20b932a1ed2439aadd976c2e8c63ca99.jpg"/> Reply
So thisis why I couldn't see the planetary alignment this morning! Stupid undiscovered solar system. Reply
<img src="http://img01.deviantart.net/8728/i/2013/151/9/0/brown_dwarf_surveys_nugget_of_gold_by_adamclark-d67a7zm.jpg" width="200" height="259" /> Reply
I'm not sure I could handle living in a solar system with nine planets! (And motherfucker would downgrade us to a dwarf planet.) Reply
Well if it's as big as they think there will be no whining from him.
Yep. He'll think it's pretty cool.
<img src="http://i.space.com/images/i/000/037/457/iFF/gq-tyson.jpg?1394140150" />
|There's apparently enough whining on earth already, anyway.|
Donald Trump's hot air is the main cause of global warming.
Threat Level: Orange
But what if he thinks it's very far away?
(There's a Father Ted clip in there somewhere).
Oh, it's out there all right.
<img src="https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/20/b9/32/20b932a1ed2439aadd976c2e8c63ca99.jpg"/>
|Possibly closer than we think.|
So thisis why I couldn't see the planetary alignment this morning!
Stupid undiscovered solar system.
|It could also be that your view was obscured by unusually high denier levels.|
That's a video game plot in Onion form.
|This| might be, also too.
That Earth has technology stuck in the 1850s though so it's not that great
On the positive side, all the Republicans want to move there.
Build the damn rocketship already!
|We may think this planet is pretty cool, but they might not be so excited about us.|
If they can pick up our AM radio broadcasts they're hiding under rocks right about now.
|That plant probably makes Earth look like shit.|
Shit, you say? It must be a brown dwarf
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nemesis_(hypothetic…
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I'm not sure I could handle living in a solar system with nine planets!
(And motherfucker would downgrade us to a dwarf planet.)