People ask if I want to get married and I can say, 'Actually, I'm already married to myself.' You don't have to worry any more. You're not waiting around for the one because you are the one. You've found that person.
That's one way to shut up the annoying "still not married yet?" types…
Depending on the interrogator, I like to go with "I'm not done having fun yet" rather than try to explain my (lack of) sexuality.
However, it's easier to be a 'confirmed bachelor' than a single older woman. There does seem to be an intense societal pressure on women to be married and have kids etc.
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My doppelganger is free to take my place whenever, no murdering required.
Brings new meaning to "go fuck yourself."
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1) yes, it's considered polite to go dutch on the first date
Just don't try mubobobo on yourself.
Trust me.
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Yeah, you don't make that mistake twice!
Or so I've heard.
Solobubo
Mebobobo
Auto-hypnotic transfixation
transubstantiation if yer doin it right
Thebobo
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Williebobobo
https://youtu.be/S_Ptw72MdDU
WHOA. Willie is best Bobo.
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Holy shit. He played with everybody.
the BoboboDiddley beat…
That's one way to shut up the annoying "still not married yet?" types…
Depending on the interrogator, I like to go with "I'm not done having fun yet" rather than try to explain my (lack of) sexuality.
However, it's easier to be a 'confirmed bachelor' than a single older woman. There does seem to be an intense societal pressure on women to be married and have kids etc.
Hey, who doesn't love planning a nice wedding? This is merely cutting out the middle man