Press 1 or say 1 if you are dead. Press 2 or say 2 if you think you may be dead. Press 3 or say 3 if you are not sure. Or just say "I'm not sure" to get back to the main menu. Press 7 if you like circles and round shapes are funny to you.
I know the righties think Obama did it, but, come on, I watch enough detective shows to know that Tony's wife must be suspect #1, especially when he went hunting on Valentine's Day weekend leaving her at home with nine kids.
She was jealous of his relationship with that libertine woman in black, Notorious RBG. If she couldn't have Nino for her own, then damned if she'd let anyone else have him.
Since when is a heart attack not natural? It's certainly how my family history indicates I'll be going off the clock.
Damn, Nino might not have even suffered .
I hope the rentboy brought some kneepads.
It involves having the caller hold the phone to the deceased's ear while the judge yells "HELLO!? ARE YOU ALIVE?!"
Some of the more populous counties have an automated system in which the deceased can navigate a menu with a touchtone phone or even voice commands.
Press 1 or say 1 if you are dead. Press 2 or say 2 if you think you may be dead. Press 3 or say 3 if you are not sure. Or just say "I'm not sure" to get back to the main menu. Press 7 if you like circles and round shapes are funny to you.
Please be aware that reduced fees for death certificates…
…immediately do not apply after pressing 1.
Para español, oprima dos.
| Murder or a Heart Attack? |
She likes it!
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So Poindexter doesn't want to talk about the hookers and blow? Imagine that.
I know the righties think Obama did it, but, come on, I watch enough detective shows to know that Tony's wife must be suspect #1, especially when he went hunting on Valentine's Day weekend leaving her at home with nine kids.
She was jealous of his relationship with that libertine woman in black, Notorious RBG. If she couldn't have Nino for her own, then damned if she'd let anyone else have him.
Those off-brand Oreos!