Jebbie's got a quick hand
He'll look around the room
He won't tell you his plan
He's got a rolled cigarette
Hanging out his mouth
He's a cowboy kid
Yeah he found a six-shooter gun
In his dad's closet, in the box of fun things
I don't even know what
But he's coming for Trump, yeah he's coming for Trump
All the candidates and that big mouthed dick
You better run, better run, outrun my gun
All the canndidates and that big mouthed dick
You better run, better run, faster than my bullet
Oh you can't get a vote with a gun.
With a gu-un, with a gu-un, oh you can't get a vote with a gun
If I went to battle with someone's herd of cattle
You'd have steak when the job was done.
But, if I shot the herder, they'd holler bloody murder
And you can't shoot a male in the tail like a quail,
Oh you can't get a vote with a gun.
Somewhere on the interwebz, I saw a comment that went something like, "He got his gun engraved with 'Gov. Jeb Bush' because he knew 'Gov.' was the highest office he'd ever get."
I hear it was indeed made in US, but the roots of the company are in the dirt of a certain Central European Country famous for some troubling behavior last century.
Hat tip to a Jezebel comment person (no, really!)
<img src="https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/ai0xbwhgjet2ofc178bd.jpg">
I saw on the Internet that Jeb's Mom has got that sewed into his underwear, too.
Don't you talk about ¡Jeb! 's Mom!
Hey, at least she cares! You think she did that for all the kids?
she didn't have to…
Who did the actual sewing?
More tweets. https://twitter.com/darth/status/6997090314983219…
"Would you be so kind as to photoshop the safety for him so he doesn't hurt someone?"
No, but I can do this:
<img src="http://wonkville.net/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/JEBS-PENIS.jpg"/>
Excellent!
Wow, that (Photoshop) is a power so great it can only be used for good or evil.
"each bullet costs $1,000,000 and it never hits a thing"
ROFL
Beautiful
Jeb Bush @JebBush 2h2 hours ago
As Commander-in-Chief, I'll be determined to deal with threats before they become catastrophes.
unlike my brother…
Are you on Twitter?
DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lol, Twitter scares me…
Oh well, someone else did it anyway, amongst others………… https://twitter.com/JebBush/status/69975467178367…
F-35 bullets, no doubt.
Jebbeh!'s got a gun
His whole world's come undone
He really never should have run
What did the Donald do?
What did he put you through?
Jebbie's got a quick hand
He'll look around the room
He won't tell you his plan
He's got a rolled cigarette
Hanging out his mouth
He's a cowboy kid
Yeah he found a six-shooter gun
In his dad's closet, in the box of fun things
I don't even know what
But he's coming for Trump, yeah he's coming for Trump
All the candidates and that big mouthed dick
You better run, better run, outrun my gun
All the canndidates and that big mouthed dick
You better run, better run, faster than my bullet
Damn, there's actually a lot of great tweets.
Rob Michaels @beavisxavier 4h4 hours ago
@BrettLoGiurato @jbouie I guess Obama's presidency has to end early because Clinton's ran so long (through at least the morning of 9/11)
"When I say 'Please clap' you'd be well-advised to do so."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xG3yGdQYwqg
What's next? Is he going to post a close-up photo of his testicles to prove he actually has some?
https://twitter.com/OpyMorales/status/69971786176… Best one right here.
Yes, but where's the obese raccoon?
Oh you can't get a vote with a gun.
With a gu-un, with a gu-un, oh you can't get a vote with a gun
If I went to battle with someone's herd of cattle
You'd have steak when the job was done.
But, if I shot the herder, they'd holler bloody murder
And you can't shoot a male in the tail like a quail,
Oh you can't get a vote with a gun.
Well that should get the desperate dickhead vote.
via C&L [ whodathunk we'd become such fans of NY DN ]
<img src="http://crooksandliars.com/files/imagecache/node_primary/primary_image/16/02/nydn-jeb.jpg" width="400" height="400">
That's a Murdoch joint, isn't it? So they're just carrying the Marcobot's water in attacking ¡Jeb!
Which doesn't mean it isn't enjoyable.
Somewhere on the interwebz, I saw a comment that went something like, "He got his gun engraved with 'Gov. Jeb Bush' because he knew 'Gov.' was the highest office he'd ever get."
That.
Is the gun at least made in America? Did he at least get that right?
I hear it was indeed made in US, but the roots of the company are in the dirt of a certain Central European Country famous for some troubling behavior last century.
Never trust a Belgian.
I think I just figured out Xeb's entire campaign strategy: he's going for the pity-fuck vote.
You'll all be laughing out of the other side of your mouth when ¡Jeb! rolls to victory in South Carolina Saturday.
Oh, sorry, I can't wait: Hahahahahahahahaha…..
<img src="https://thenypost.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/usa_elections_south_carolina_bush.jpg"> Where does he get these dorky zipper sweat shirts or sweaters or whatever they are? They're worse than Frothy's sweater vests.
As a former governor of Florida, he has no fucking clue what winter attire is supposed to look like.
I think he's making a threat to bring a gun to the next debate. It'll be all Jeremy.
They look so good with ragg wool socks.