Ted Cruz Gushes about how his daughters love to beat him up March 16, 2016 lizzietish81 90695 Commentshttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2016%2F03%2F16%2Fted-cruz-gushes-about-how-his-daughters-love-to-beat-him-up%2FTed+Cruz+Gushes+about+how+his+daughters+love+to+beat+him+up2016-03-16+21%3A34%3A16Anonymous+Wonkerhttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2016%2F03%2F16%2Fted-cruz-gushes-about-how-his-daughters-love-to-beat-him-up%2F +10
I can't do better than this gif, posted by one of the commenters there: <img src="http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s–ko6q1Jvi–/gckk2hujoazlcxcyszsu.jpg"> Reply
/ahem "I was once bitten by an octopus at the beach and got terribly ill. (Yes, apparently octopuses can be poisonous.)" Reply
Soon to be at a Horrible Xtian University near here.. (NOBODY is born with sin. NOBODY is a bad fucking person at birth. You don't have to convert them, and FUCK YOU for trying.) Reply
How does Ted Cruz tie his shoes?
GHA!!!
I can't do better than this gif, posted by one of the commenters there:
<img src="http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s–ko6q1Jvi–/gckk2hujoazlcxcyszsu.jpg">
/ahem
Soon to be at a Horrible Xtian University near here..
(NOBODY is born with sin. NOBODY is a bad fucking person at birth. You don't have to convert them, and FUCK YOU for trying.)