New Pope : “I Gotta Tell Ya…” July 13, 2015 AlterNewt 99314 Commentshttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2015%2F07%2F13%2Fnew-pope-i-gotta-tell-ya%2FNew+Pope+%3A+%22I+Gotta+Tell+Ya...%222015-07-14+02%3A26%3A48Anonymous+Wonkerhttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2015%2F07%2F13%2Fnew-pope-i-gotta-tell-ya%2F +10
So, me, a rabbi, and a grasshopper walk into a bar, right? And the bartender says, 'Hey, did you know we have a drink named after you?' and the grasshopper says, 'You have a drink named "Steve"?'
Meanwhile, this somehow was missed: Pope Francis also shared his views on the popularity of selfies Now there's a sentence I never expected to read! Reply
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"What's the deal with airline food?"
"And this 'Tex-Mex' – what is that?"
"I just flew in from La Paz, and boy, am I miter tired!"
"I can see the headline now: 'New Pope Chews Coke', amiright?"
"You folks like impressions?"
"Take my wi……..no wait! HAH!!!"
So, me, a rabbi, and a grasshopper walk into a bar, right? And the bartender says, 'Hey, did you know we have a drink named after you?' and the grasshopper says, 'You have a drink named "Steve"?'
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Pepsi takes a strict anti-Catholic stance.
Jerry Seinfeld is pope- who knew?
"Have we got any mate drinkers in the house?"
Meanwhile, this somehow was missed:
Pope Francis also shared his views on the popularity of selfies
Now there's a sentence I never expected to read!
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The Mother Church is finally changing its stance on selfie-abuse?!