All Hail Emperor Fuckface!

March 3, 2018 natl_[gorgeous]_cmdr 5 Comments

https://www.cnn.com/2018/03/03/politics/trump-maralago-remarks/index.html

Visit Qo’noS, Then Die

March 3, 2018 C_R_Eature 26 Comments

https://www.cnn.com/travel/article/klingon-tourist-center-sweden/index.html

The big fool says…

March 3, 2018 Lot_49 14 Comments

https://portside.org/video/2018-03-02/pete-seeger-waist-deep-big-muddy

Why Is tRump Unglued – Salads

March 3, 2018 weejee 4 Comments

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2018-03-02/trump-swaps-his-beloved-burgers-for-salads-and-soups-in-new-diet

UNITED STATES - DECEMBER 05: Donald Trump is flanked by Victoria Silvstedt, 1997 Playmate of the Year, and his girlfriend, Melania Knauss, at Playboy magazine's 50th anniversary celebration at the Lexington Ave. armory. (Photo by Richard Corkery/NY Daily News Archive via Getty Images)

Why did Melania get a visa? Because of her “extraordinary ability.” Whatever could that ability be?

March 2, 2018 Lot 8 Comments

http://thehill.com/homenews/administration/376207-melania-trump-got-us-visa-through-program-for-people-with

Studies show that gun injury rates drop when you distract the gun humpers with conventions

March 2, 2018 glaß 1 Comment

https://arstechnica.com/science/2018/03/during-nra-conventions-gun-injuries-drop-20-nationwide-63-in-hosting-state/

The social cost of high housing prices

March 2, 2018 Lot_49 11 Comments

http://www.latimes.com/local/california/la-me-rv-homeless-20180304-htmlstory.html

Xylomorphism?

March 2, 2018 Lot_49 2 Comments

https://www.smithsonianmag.com/science-nature/the-whispering-trees-180968084/

Speaking of Poop

March 2, 2018 Biff 5 Comments

http://www.latimes.com/local/california/la-me-feral-bulls-20180302-story.html

Follow the poo!

March 2, 2018 zippy 12 Comments

https://gizmodo.com/poo-stains-seen-from-space-lead-to-discovery-of-massive-1823457294

Ah cahn’t believe it!

March 2, 2018 Blue 8 Comments

https://www.theguardian.com/business/2018/mar/02/carl-icahn-shares-sell-trump-steel-tariffs-announcement-timing

IRS Can Now Sieze Passports

March 2, 2018 PubOption 4 Comments

http://www.stltoday.com/opinion/columnists/did-you-know-the-irs-can-now-take-your-passport/article_3e3c4271-dd82-515c-9005-43ac0de639a3.html

Mar 16, 2017; Cleveland, OH, USA; Cleveland Cavaliers guard J.R. Smith (5) celebrates his three-point basket in the fourth quarter against the Utah Jazz at Quicken Loans Arena. Mandatory Credit: David Richard-USA TODAY Sports

NO SOUP FOR YOU!

March 2, 2018 snowpointsecret 1 Comment

http://www.espn.com/nba/story/_/id/22624251/cleveland-cavaliers-jr-smith-earned-suspension-throwing-bowl-soup-assistant-coach-damon-jones

Okay, nice hack. Now let’s see them do half-blind dovetails.

March 2, 2018 Lot 12 Comments

https://boingboing.net/2018/03/01/watch-these-robots-measure-and.html

as-someone-who-owns-a-lot-of-guns-and-really-loves-the-nd-amendment-whenever-i-hear-republica-policy-8998

Ginger Jim Newell on Dem Gun Bill

March 2, 2018 weejee 5 Comments

https://slate.com/news-and-politics/2018/03/chuck-schumer-introduces-senate-democrats-gun-control-proposal.html

ATM Sticks Man With Stamps

March 2, 2018 PubOption 3 Comments

http://www.kmov.com/story/37626607/man-out-of-300-after-atm-gives-postage-stamps-instead-of-cash

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All Hail Emperor Fuckface!

Visit Qo’noS, Then Die

The big fool says…

Why Is tRump Unglued – Salads

Why did Melania get a visa? Because of her “extraordinary ability.” Whatever could that ability be?

Studies show that gun injury rates drop when you distract the gun humpers with conventions

The social cost of high housing prices

Xylomorphism?

Speaking of Poop

Follow the poo!

Ah cahn’t believe it!

IRS Can Now Sieze Passports

NO SOUP FOR YOU!

Okay, nice hack. Now let’s see them do half-blind dovetails.

Ginger Jim Newell on Dem Gun Bill

ATM Sticks Man With Stamps