Trump Ordered Mueller Fired, but Backed Off When White House Counsel Threatened to Quit

January 25, 2018 Callyson 7 Comments

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https://www.nytimes.com/2018/01/25/us/politics/trump-mueller-special-counsel-russia.html

“America”

January 25, 2018 Zombie Dewey 4 Comments

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https://www.washingtonpost.com/amphtml/local/dc-politics/the-white-house-wanted-a-van-gogh-the-guggenheim-offered-a-used-solid-gold-toilet/2018/01/25/38d574fc-0154-11e8-bb03-722769454f82_story.html

But WHY though?

January 25, 2018 Biff 3 Comments

https://www.thehumanitystar.com/

Oprah “Doesn’t Have DNA” for Presidential Bid

January 25, 2018 PubOption 4 Comments

http://www.kmov.com/story/37350686/oprah-i-dont-have-the-dna-for-a-presidential-bid

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Fans Free-Form FM “Feast” Fondly Featured

January 25, 2018 C_R_Eature 13 Comments

http://www.baltimoresun.com/entertainment/movies/bs-fe-whfs-20180110-story.html

Guy Planning Another School Shooting Apprehended

January 25, 2018 PubOption 2 Comments

http://www.therolladailynews.com/news/20180124/st-james-man-charged-after-threatening-to-open-fire-on-st-campus

Don’t Shoot Me I’m Only the Piano Player

January 25, 2018 Blue 3 Comments

https://nsarchive.gwu.edu/briefing-book/foia/2018-01-24/rumsfeld-snowflakes-come-cold

Sir Elton announces farewell tour

January 25, 2018 glaß 5 Comments

http://m.eonline.com/news/908681/elton-john-announces-three-year-farewell-tour

Carefull With That Next Can of Pringles

January 24, 2018 weejee 6 Comments

http://www.latimes.com/local/lanow/la-me-ln-snake-smuggling-sentencing-20180123-story.html

Creep Sentenced

January 24, 2018 natl_[gorgeous]_cmdr 3 Comments

https://deadspin.com/judge-reads-batshit-victim-blaming-letter-from-larry-na-1822379053

BREAKING: Botox Ban Bars Big Beauties

January 24, 2018 C_R_Eature 5 Comments

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https://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2018/01/24/580228837/a-dozen-camels-disqualified-from-saudi-beauty-pageant-over-botox-injections

Charity Fundraiser or Orgy?

January 24, 2018 PubOption 2 Comments

https://www.ft.com/content/075d679e-0033-11e8-9650-9c0ad2d7c5b5

I love you, you love me We’re a happy family With a great big hug And a kiss from me to you Won’t you say you love me too?

January 24, 2018 zippy 1 Comment

http://metro.co.uk/2018/01/24/man-behind-childrens-show-barney-now-running-tantric-sex-business-7257435/

♪ Time Is Fleeting, Madness Takes its Toll ♪

January 24, 2018 weejee 2 Comments

https://www.salon.com/2018/01/24/as-mueller-closes-in-paranoia-spreads-white-house-seeks-deep-state-purge/

Tesla in Autopilot Mode Crashes

January 24, 2018 PubOption 3 Comments

http://money.cnn.com/2018/01/23/technology/tesla-fire-truck-crash/index.html

Look at what she wasn’t wearing!

January 23, 2018 natl_[gorgeous]_cmdr 11 Comments

http://www.azfamily.com/story/37334329/lawmaker-says-topless-women-have-no-defense-for-rape

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Trump Ordered Mueller Fired, but Backed Off When White House Counsel Threatened to Quit

“America”

But WHY though?

Oprah “Doesn’t Have DNA” for Presidential Bid

Fans Free-Form FM “Feast” Fondly Featured

Guy Planning Another School Shooting Apprehended

Don’t Shoot Me I’m Only the Piano Player

Sir Elton announces farewell tour

Carefull With That Next Can of Pringles

Creep Sentenced

BREAKING: Botox Ban Bars Big Beauties

Charity Fundraiser or Orgy?

I love you, you love me We’re a happy family With a great big hug And a kiss from me to you Won’t you say you love me too?

♪ Time Is Fleeting, Madness Takes its Toll ♪

Tesla in Autopilot Mode Crashes

Look at what she wasn’t wearing!