Does This Robot Freak You Out?

November 28, 2017 Zombie Dewey 6 Comments

https://www.npr.org/sections/13.7/2017/11/28/566714036/does-this-robot-freak-you-out

Three Words: Million Dollar Dildo

November 28, 2017 guppy06 11 Comments

https://www.forbes.com/sites/susannahbreslin/2017/10/31/most-expensive-sex-toys/

Today in ice dicks

November 28, 2017 snowpointsecret 12 Comments

http://www.miaminewtimes.com/news/florida-gov-rick-scott-consultant-denies-humping-mannequin-with-ice-penis-9863118

The wind it was howlin’ and the snow was outrageous

November 28, 2017 C_R_Eature 13 Comments

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https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/capital-weather-gang/wp/2017/11/27/bering-sea-blasted-by-back-to-back-bomb-cyclones/?utm_term=.7db33ec897c1

Michael Flynn’s role in Mideast nuclear project could compound legal issues

November 28, 2017 Callyson 3 Comments

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/michael-flynns-role-in-middle-eastern-nuclear-project-could-compound-legal-issues/2017/11/26/51ce7ec8-ce18-11e7-81bc-c55a220c8cbe_story.html?hpid=hp_hp-top-table-main_flynnsaudi-835am%3Ahomepage%2Fstory&utm_term=.3d7964ee3111

Happy 75th Jimi

November 27, 2017 weejee 4 Comments

http://www.capitolhillseattle.com/2017/11/chs-pics-happy-75th-birthday-jimi-hendrix/

James O’Keefe tries to help Roy Moore by sending an undercover operative to the Washington Post. It fails.

November 27, 2017 snowpointsecret 10 Comments

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https://www.washingtonpost.com/investigations/a-woman-approached-the-post-with-dramatic--and-false--tale-about-roy-moore-sje-appears-to-be-part-of-undercover-sting-operation/2017/11/27/0c2e335a-cfb6-11e7-9d3a-bcbe2af58c3a_story.html?hpid=hp_no-name_no-name%3Apage%2Fbreaking-news-bar&tidr=a_breakingnews&utm_term=.186e155760c6

The right to arm bears

November 27, 2017 snowpointsecret 3 Comments

http://warmful.com/bear-armed-two-guns-loose-russia/

Roberts – Closet Liebrawl?

November 27, 2017 weejee 5 Comments

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https://fivethirtyeight.com/features/is-chief-justice-roberts-a-secret-liberal/

Oh no: heavily-armed sometime-Trump-advisor Seb Gorka’s military service is as questionable as his academic credentials!

November 27, 2017 Lot_49 2 Comments

https://www.buzzfeed.com/jamesball/uk-defence-ministry-casts-doubt-on-trump-aides-military?utm_term=.udzXbrrnJ#.alZeJMMXj

SCOTUS Gonna Get Yer Guns

November 27, 2017 Blue 2 Comments

http://www.scotusblog.com/2017/11/no-new-grants-court-denies-review-gun-rights-cases/

Farage, Breitbart Claim Swedish Joggers Need Armed Escorts

November 27, 2017 PubOption 20 Comments

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/nigel-farage-sweden-armed-escort-myth-racism-refugees-oskarshamn-a8076796.html

Commies Claiming to be Christians

November 27, 2017 PubOption 11 Comments

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/malibu-church-homeless-free-meals-stopped-too-many-needy-people-order-latest-a8075891.html

Incident! The Case of the Finagled Fir – Or, O Takenbaum!

November 26, 2017 natl_[gorgeous]_cmdr 9 Comments

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http://www.cityofmadison.com/police/newsroom/incidentreports/incident.cfm?id=19316

All bow down before Bezos I, Sultan of Amazon (née Fresno), California

November 26, 2017 lot 2 Comments

https://www.seattletimes.com/business/amazon/this-city-hall-brought-to-you-by-amazon/

Time Magazine called to say that Week 12 was PROBABLY going to be named “Thing (Week) of the Year,” but I would have to agree to an interview and a major photo shoot. I said probably is no good and took a pass. Thanks anyway!

November 26, 2017November 26, 2017 natl_[gorgeous]_cmdr 27 Comments

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https://deadspin.com/a-thanksgiving-tribute-to-my-chair-1820683344

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Does This Robot Freak You Out?

Three Words: Million Dollar Dildo

Today in ice dicks

The wind it was howlin’ and the snow was outrageous

Michael Flynn’s role in Mideast nuclear project could compound legal issues

Happy 75th Jimi

James O’Keefe tries to help Roy Moore by sending an undercover operative to the Washington Post. It fails.

The right to arm bears

Roberts – Closet Liebrawl?

Oh no: heavily-armed sometime-Trump-advisor Seb Gorka’s military service is as questionable as his academic credentials!

SCOTUS Gonna Get Yer Guns

Farage, Breitbart Claim Swedish Joggers Need Armed Escorts

Commies Claiming to be Christians

Incident! The Case of the Finagled Fir – Or, O Takenbaum!

All bow down before Bezos I, Sultan of Amazon (née Fresno), California

Time Magazine called to say that Week 12 was PROBABLY going to be named “Thing (Week) of the Year,” but I would have to agree to an interview and a major photo shoot. I said probably is no good and took a pass. Thanks anyway!