“Trees Are Nature’s Dicks”

October 22, 2017 C_R_Eature 1 Comment

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https://twitter.com/ashleyfeinberg/status/922193120581836801

It is finally sinking through. 46% OF PEOPLE BELIEVE MAJOR NATIONAL NEWS ORGS FABRICATE STORIES ABOUT WEEK 7. FAKE NEWS, even worse! Lost cred.

October 22, 2017October 23, 2017 natl_[gorgeous]_cmdr 17 Comments

https://deadspin.com/take-this-job-and-shove-it-1819742492

Even TIAA started screwing it’s retirement plan participants once a whiz from Merrill Lynch was put in charge

October 22, 2017 Lot_49 6 Comments

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https://www.nytimes.com/2017/10/21/business/the-finger-pointing-at-the-finance-firm-tiaa.html?rref=collection%2Fsectioncollection%2Fbusiness

It’s gay turtles all the way down

October 21, 2017 Close Read 3 Comments

http://www.towleroad.com/2017/10/worlds-oldest-living-land-creature-discovered-gay/

Two Versions

October 21, 2017 Blue 2 Comments

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECilJFLHxSI

Ellison Wonderland.

October 21, 2017 C_R_Eature 3 Comments

https://www.wired.com/2017/10/geeks-guide-harlan-ellison/

Avast Ye Pagans – State Yer Fave Halloweenie Candy

October 21, 2017 weejee 2 Comments

https://boingboing.net/2017/10/21/vote-for-the-best-halloween-ca.html

Impending Document Release to Settle Question of Whether JFK Died at The Hand of Sen. Cruz’s Father or, as Many Suspect, by Suicide

October 21, 2017 AlterNewt 6 Comments

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/10/21/us/politics/trump-jfk-assassination-classified.html

FYYFF!

October 20, 2017 natl_[gorgeous]_cmdr 8 Comments

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/rachel-maddow-niger-travel-ban_us_59ea060fe4b05b4f1c3ad52f?ncid=inblnkushpmg00000009

This foul miscreant expelled from his quasi-military youth organization for asking about gun control

October 20, 2017 Lot_49 12 Comments

http://www.9news.com/news/local/next/cub-scout-heartbroken-kicked-out-of-his-den-for-asking-colorado-state-senator-tough-questions/484687938?utm_campaign=trueAnthem:+Trending+Content&utm_content=59e95fac04d30173a9eee2fe&utm_medium=trueAnthem&utm_source=twitter

Name That Wheel

October 20, 2017 C_R_Eature 4 Comments

http://www.baltimoresun.com/features/baltimore-insider-blog/bs-fe-trash-wheel-masonville-cove-vote-20171020-story.html

GASP: Sessions Mocked on Intertubes

October 20, 2017 weejee 5 Comments

http://www.seattlepi.com/news/politics/us/article/jeff-sessions-memes-senate-appearance-twitter-12287478.php

The Guns in Maine Stay Mainly Out of the Yearbook

October 20, 2017 PubOption 2 Comments

http://www.ksdk.com/news/maine-school-denies-students-senior-picture-with-gun/484781615

Tajikistan Sets Up Register of Gay Citizens

October 20, 2017 PubOption 3 Comments

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/asia/tajikstan-gay-citizens-register-civil-rights-homophobia-lgbt-central-asia-a8008821.html

This is the only chance I’m going to get to make this old meme relevant again

October 19, 2017 snowpointsecret 15 Comments

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“Trees Are Nature’s Dicks”

It is finally sinking through. 46% OF PEOPLE BELIEVE MAJOR NATIONAL NEWS ORGS FABRICATE STORIES ABOUT WEEK 7. FAKE NEWS, even worse! Lost cred.

Even TIAA started screwing it’s retirement plan participants once a whiz from Merrill Lynch was put in charge

It’s gay turtles all the way down

Two Versions

Ellison Wonderland.

Avast Ye Pagans – State Yer Fave Halloweenie Candy

Impending Document Release to Settle Question of Whether JFK Died at The Hand of Sen. Cruz’s Father or, as Many Suspect, by Suicide

FYYFF!

This foul miscreant expelled from his quasi-military youth organization for asking about gun control

Name That Wheel

GASP: Sessions Mocked on Intertubes

The Guns in Maine Stay Mainly Out of the Yearbook

Tajikistan Sets Up Register of Gay Citizens

This is the only chance I’m going to get to make this old meme relevant again