“Extreme moisture levels”.

July 6, 2017 C_R_Eature 12 Comments

+10

https://twitter.com/capitalweather/status/882654866706968582

Faux News- putting the turd in turducken

July 6, 2017 zippy 5 Comments

http://driftglass.blogspot.com/2017/07/best-orwellian-turducken-ever.html

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DCCC Brain Trust is Working On It.

July 5, 2017July 6, 2017 Blue 13 Comments

+10

http://www.lawyersgunsmoneyblog.com/2017/07/can-haz-slogan

Happy Nice Time: Cops Edition

July 5, 2017July 5, 2017 Smokey 7 Comments

+10

http://www.charlotteobserver.com/news/local/article159670899.html

Time to Uke (sorry Larry)

July 5, 2017 weejee 2 Comments

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/jake-shimabukuro-america-the-beautiful_us_595c8f89e4b05c37bb809eda

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Rude Random Ralphing Ruins Regurgitation Run Report

July 5, 2017 Vomiting_Larry 6 Comments

http://mashable.com/2017/07/05/reporter-vomit-live-broadcast/#ED4RdN4Tesqy

tRumpetteers Think This is Elitist Propaganda

July 5, 2017 weejee 6 Comments

+10

http://gizmodo.com/trump-supporters-cry-bias-after-npr-tweets-the-declarat-1796633566

How’s that taxpayer-financed stadium working out for ya, Miami? (Trigger warning: ¡Jeb! involvement)

July 5, 2017 Lot 3 Comments

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/07/04/sports/baseball/miami-marlins-sale.html?rref=collection%2Fsectioncollection%2Fsports&action=click&contentCollection=sports&region=rank&module=package&version=highlights&contentPlacement=2&pgtype=sectionfront&_r=0

What Do You Mean, I’m Grounded?

July 5, 2017 weejee 2 Comments

http://komonews.com/news/local/teens-joyride-to-get-fireworks-ends-up-familys-van-torched-in-front-yard

Person who chose to serve country saddened to discover that service may actually be required.

July 4, 2017 dshwa 3 Comments

https://twitter.com/nikkihaley/status/882344158232539138

The Michigan Man Who Smoke-Bombed the Bee’s Nest

July 4, 2017July 5, 2017 natl_[gorgeous]_cmdr 18 Comments

http://www.mlive.com/news/flint/index.ssf/2017/07/man_tries_to_use_fireworks_to.html

33% of Republicans say they get their news only from Fox and that is why we’ll never had nice things.

July 4, 2017 chascates 7 Comments

+50

https://www.axios.com/exclusive-astonishing-poll-about-trump-and-media-2453120782.html

tRump Likely Bobbles At G20 – Soon to be G19

July 4, 2017 weejee 20 Comments

http://foreignpolicy.com/2017/07/03/thousands-of-protesters-prepare-to-jeer-trump-putin-and-erdogan-at-g-20-summit/

“The pain, while crippling, subsides rather quickly”

July 4, 2017 Close Read 10 Comments

http://www.whio.com/news/national/bitten-tarantula-hawk-just-lie-down-and-scream-biologist-says/P3CARNqsazexTWxBkf61lM/

One Day You Slip on a Banana Peel, Destroying It

July 3, 2017 Zombie Dewey 10 Comments

+10

https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/kafkas-joke-book

You probably thought that when they closed down the circus, the tigers wouldn’t be abused any more. Wrong again!

July 3, 2017 Lot_49 5 Comments

https://newrepublic.com/article/143425/sale-endangered-tigers-will-perform-food

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Author: C_R_Eature

“Extreme moisture levels”.

Faux News- putting the turd in turducken

DCCC Brain Trust is Working On It.

Happy Nice Time: Cops Edition

Time to Uke (sorry Larry)

Rude Random Ralphing Ruins Regurgitation Run Report

tRumpetteers Think This is Elitist Propaganda

How’s that taxpayer-financed stadium working out for ya, Miami? (Trigger warning: ¡Jeb! involvement)

What Do You Mean, I’m Grounded?

Person who chose to serve country saddened to discover that service may actually be required.

The Michigan Man Who Smoke-Bombed the Bee’s Nest

33% of Republicans say they get their news only from Fox and that is why we’ll never had nice things.

tRump Likely Bobbles At G20 – Soon to be G19

“The pain, while crippling, subsides rather quickly”

One Day You Slip on a Banana Peel, Destroying It

You probably thought that when they closed down the circus, the tigers wouldn’t be abused any more. Wrong again!