Have You Called Your Bookie?

April 29, 2017 weejee 2 Comments

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/politics/100-days-trump-impeachment-safe-bet-article-1.3099439

The House is Worse

April 29, 2017 Lot_49 3 Comments

https://motherboard.vice.com/en_us/article/a-guide-to-the-climate-change-deniers-in-congress

Ex-Cop Steals Flowers from Graves for Resale; Florida Somehow Not Involved

April 29, 2017 guppy06 2 Comments

https://consumerist.com/2017/04/28/flower-shop-owner-accused-of-stealing-plants-from-cemetery/

Bird Noise vs. Guano: Jury Still Out

April 29, 2017 guppy06 4 Comments

https://consumerist.com/2017/04/28/mallgoers-would-rather-deal-with-pigeon-poop-than-noisy-bird-call-recordings/

I wish I had a dollar for every time someone called me greedy make that 100 dollars

Wall Street’s grousing about American Airlines’ worker raises shows what’s wrong with Wall Street

April 29, 2017 Callyson 4 Comments

http://www.latimes.com/business/hiltzik/la-fi-hiltzik-american-airlines-20170428-story.html

Schadenfyre’d

April 28, 2017 C_R_Eature 20 Comments

+10

https://gizmodo.com/a-tech-bro-charged-dopes-thousands-for-an-island-getawa-1794739500

Now I’ve Seen Everything

April 28, 2017 Biff 14 Comments

http://evome.co/this-new-penis-coloring-book-helps-you-reduce-stress-with-dick-art/?=mm

Pathetic, Too, Also

April 28, 2017 weejee 2 Comments

http://www.theverge.com/a/trump-100-days-climate-change-nuclear-net-neutrality-twitter

The Era of the Pajama Boy is Back

April 28, 2017 Lot_49 3 Comments

http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2017/04/28/white-house-weighs-kicking-out-sebastian-gorka

Polite Society?

April 28, 2017 PubOption 7 Comments

http://www.cleveland19.com/story/35275834/mom-points-gun-at-barber-because-sons-haircut-was-taking-too-long

Genius Dingus Assface Fuckhead Security Instructor Pepper Sprays Autistic Man for Taking Cookie from Free Cookie Tray

April 28, 2017 natl_[gorgeous]_cmdr 4 Comments

http://www.duluthnewstribune.com/news/4257404-minn-security-guard-pepper-sprays-autistic-man-eating-cookie-grocery-store-sample-tray

tRump is a Cokehead – Who Knew?

April 28, 2017 weejee 11 Comments

http://gizmodo.com/a-closer-look-at-donald-trump-s-magic-coke-delivery-but-1794739701

Musée des Beaux Arts

April 28, 2017 Lot_49 Leave a comment

+20

http://english.emory.edu/classes/paintings&poems/auden.html

tRump’s Border Wall Becomes an Unpassable Kidney Stone of Fail

April 28, 2017 Lot_49 2 Comments

https://www.vox.com/policy-and-politics/2017/4/28/15439632/he-cant-pass-it-he-cant-abandon-it-donald-trump-has-walled-himself-in

Guess’s who’s for dinner?

April 28, 2017 Close Read 5 Comments

https://twitter.com/GeorgeTakei/status/857954250718150656

60’s CIA Plot Was the Cat’s Meow

April 28, 2017 chascates 8 Comments

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/3433398/cia-wikileaks-cats-soviet-russia-spy-programme/

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Have You Called Your Bookie?

The House is Worse

Ex-Cop Steals Flowers from Graves for Resale; Florida Somehow Not Involved

Bird Noise vs. Guano: Jury Still Out

Wall Street’s grousing about American Airlines’ worker raises shows what’s wrong with Wall Street

Schadenfyre’d

Now I’ve Seen Everything

Pathetic, Too, Also

The Era of the Pajama Boy is Back

Polite Society?

Genius Dingus Assface Fuckhead Security Instructor Pepper Sprays Autistic Man for Taking Cookie from Free Cookie Tray

tRump is a Cokehead – Who Knew?

Musée des Beaux Arts

tRump’s Border Wall Becomes an Unpassable Kidney Stone of Fail

Guess’s who’s for dinner?

60’s CIA Plot Was the Cat’s Meow