Dateline Sweden: Straw Goat totally for sure won’t burn this year because Twitter, live cameras

November 27, 2016 Close Read 11 Comments

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https://twitter.com/Gavlebocken/media

You, Too, Can Make Your Own Dumpster Fire (Ornament)

November 27, 2016 natl_[gorgeous]_cmdr 16 Comments

+20

http://www.startribune.com/trump-calls-recount-a-scam-but-effort-moves-forward/403196646/

Week 12 is Still Thankful for its Butt

November 27, 2016 natl_[gorgeous]_cmdr 11 Comments

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http://theconcourse.deadspin.com/my-kid-s-insane-list-of-reasons-to-be-thankful-annotat-1657941533

Bill O’Reilly writes a book on civility – no, really

November 27, 2016 Close Read 6 Comments

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https://www.theguardian.com/books/2016/nov/26/bill-oreilly-give-please-a-chance-childrens-book

RIP Lorenzo, my friend…

November 26, 2016 Biff 7 Comments

+30

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eV_8cBkiybs&app=desktop

Ohio State Denies Woody Hayes Ever Had Sexytime with a Turtle.

November 26, 2016 weejee 8 Comments

http://deadspin.com/5983818/ohio-state-forced-to-clarify-that-woody-hayes-never-let-a-turtle-bite-his-penis

NSFW, But They Might Not Even Know

November 26, 2016 guppy06 5 Comments

http://www.lovehoney.com/brands/tokidoki-x-lovehoney/?SSAID=980702

Castro esta muerte

November 26, 2016 glaß 9 Comments

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-38114953

Nice Time! Update!

November 25, 2016 natl_[gorgeous]_cmdr 3 Comments

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http://www.cbs5az.com/story/33790998/from-text-to-table-east-valley-grandma-makes-good-on-thanksgiving-offer?autostart=false

Horse helps find big space rock

November 25, 2016 glaß 3 Comments

http://www.skyandtelescope.com/astronomy-news/clarendon-meteorite-find-of-a-lifetime/

Dostoyevsky can teach us a little about empathy this Thanksgiving

November 25, 2016November 25, 2016 Close Read 1 Comment

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http://billmoyers.com/story/dostoyevskys-empathy/

They Go Up to VIII

November 25, 2016November 25, 2016 guppy06 7 Comments

http://www.vexxarr.com/Index.php

Goat Anxiety Disorder

November 24, 2016 Zombie Dewey 3 Comments

+10

https://www.thedodo.com/rescue-goat-duck-costume-2107301918.html

CEO of site that encourages rabid trolls gets trolled himself, finds it deeply chilling and hurtful

November 24, 2016 Close Read 8 Comments

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http://gizmodo.com/reddit-ceo-caught-secretly-editing-user-comments-chatl-1789342358

Week 12 is Full of Tryptophan, Gin and Regret

November 24, 2016 natl_[gorgeous]_cmdr 44 Comments

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http://www.theonion.com/graphic/top-thanksgiving-side-dishes-37554

“It tried to put my nativity figures into an internment camp. Would not buy again.”

November 24, 2016 Close Read 5 Comments

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https://www.amazon.com/Trump-America-Great-Collectible-Ornament/dp/B01N67D8HO/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_product_top?ie=UTF8

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Dateline Sweden: Straw Goat totally for sure won’t burn this year because Twitter, live cameras

You, Too, Can Make Your Own Dumpster Fire (Ornament)

Week 12 is Still Thankful for its Butt

Bill O’Reilly writes a book on civility – no, really

RIP Lorenzo, my friend…

Ohio State Denies Woody Hayes Ever Had Sexytime with a Turtle.

NSFW, But They Might Not Even Know

Castro esta muerte

Nice Time! Update!

Horse helps find big space rock

Dostoyevsky can teach us a little about empathy this Thanksgiving

They Go Up to VIII

Goat Anxiety Disorder

CEO of site that encourages rabid trolls gets trolled himself, finds it deeply chilling and hurtful

Week 12 is Full of Tryptophan, Gin and Regret

“It tried to put my nativity figures into an internment camp. Would not buy again.”