The Guardian: Clown Report

October 5, 2016October 5, 2016 Close Read 28 Comments

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https://www.theguardian.com/culture/2016/oct/05/clown-sightings-south-carolina-alabama

Pappy Trump Paid for Everything

October 5, 2016 Lot_49 13 Comments

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http://www.newsweek.com/donald-trump-federal-income-tax-records-506713

“Ziehen Sie nicht!”

October 5, 2016 C_T_Hulhu 17 Comments

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https://www.thelocal.de/20160826/naked-swimmer-hospitalized-after-angler-hooks-his-penis

Devastating. How shall we go on?

October 5, 2016 AntiDerpomeme 12 Comments

http://www.rawstory.com/2016/10/the-blaze-is-over-sources-say-glenn-becks-website-is-dying-as-his-media-empire-collapses/

Something We Can Agree On!

October 5, 2016 Smokey 4 Comments

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https://www.rawstory.com/2016/10/arizona-republicans-are-sick-of-trumps-annoying-and-embarrassing-visits-to-their-state/

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Wehr B&B

October 5, 2016 Zombie Dewey 10 Comments

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http://www.npr.org/sections/parallels/2016/10/05/495933554/along-germanys-coast-a-nazi-resort-becomes-an-upscale-destination

Interview With Guralnick

October 5, 2016 Blue 4 Comments

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bm_smeVv80I

Haw, Haw!

October 5, 2016October 5, 2016 Smokey 25 Comments

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http://www.joemygod.com/2016/10/05/creationist-ken-ham-trick-treaters-penalty-crimes-god-death-eternal-hell/

Now You Know What Your Refrigerator Does When You’re Not Around

October 5, 2016 Lot_49 9 Comments

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http://boingboing.net/2016/10/05/pornhub-on-a-refrigerator-in-h.html

Struggles of an Iraqui Refugee

October 5, 2016 PubOption 1 Comment

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2016/oct/04/iraqi-refugee-living-in-america-some-wish-me-dead

Possible Terror Stabbing in Belgium

October 5, 2016 PubOption 1 Comment

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/oct/05/belgian-police-officers-stabbed-suspected-terror-attack-brussels-schaerbeek-neighbourhood

Your VP Debate Capsule: Pence Decries Hillary’s “Insult-Driven” Campaign as Trump Furiously Tweets Insults

October 5, 2016 C_T_Hulhu 15 Comments

http://www.vox.com/policy-and-politics/2016/10/4/13169830/mike-pence-kaine

Qusay Trump Dodges the 1040 Question

October 5, 2016 Lot_49 7 Comments

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http://www.politico.com/story/2016/10/eric-trump-donald-taxes-229161

So, it’s … this?

October 5, 2016 pierre_de_fermat 4 Comments

http://talkingpointsmemo.com/edblog/delete-your-account-america

It’s All in Good Fun!

October 5, 2016 Smokey 2 Comments

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https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-fix/wp/2016/10/04/an-indiana-parade-featured-a-disgusting-float-showing-donald-trump-executing-hillary-clinton/

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White House Issues Statement on Clowns

October 5, 2016 Zombie Dewey 2 Comments

http://theslot.jezebel.com/maybe-dont-ask-the-fucking-white-house-about-creepy-clo-1787405858

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The Guardian: Clown Report

Pappy Trump Paid for Everything

“Ziehen Sie nicht!”

Devastating. How shall we go on?

Something We Can Agree On!

Wehr B&B

Interview With Guralnick

Haw, Haw!

Now You Know What Your Refrigerator Does When You’re Not Around

Struggles of an Iraqui Refugee

Possible Terror Stabbing in Belgium

Your VP Debate Capsule: Pence Decries Hillary’s “Insult-Driven” Campaign as Trump Furiously Tweets Insults

Qusay Trump Dodges the 1040 Question

So, it’s … this?

It’s All in Good Fun!

White House Issues Statement on Clowns