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tRump Address Black Church – Congregation Stays Away

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http://www.politicususa.com/2016/09/03/trump-addresses-empty-church-african-american-photo-op-backfires-detroit.html
If we don't come up with something we'll have to start laying off - Destroying Hillary Clinton Industries

Yes, There Is a Clinton Double Standard: Anyone writing sentences like ‘nevertheless fuels the perception that the Clintons may have…’ might want to stop and think about whether they are reporting news or innuendo

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http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2016/09/02/yes-there-is-a-clinton-double-standard.html
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Liberal Media Food Fight: NYT Food Critic Frank Bruni Blames Dems for Trump; NY Mag Writer J Chait Blames Bruni for W Bush

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http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2016/09/did-trump-happen-because-liberals-are-too-mean.html
CowFarts

Here Come the Cow Fart Cops. (Not an Onion headline).

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http://sanfrancisco.cbslocal.com/2016/09/01/cow-fart-regulations-approved-by-californias-legislature/
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Having a taco truck on every corner would create 63 million new jobs

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https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-fix/wp/2016/09/02/the-national-economic-implications-of-a-taco-truck-on-every-corner/
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Following Foxes Building Pyramids, Did You Know China Was Founded by Egyptians?

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http://foreignpolicy.com/2016/09/02/did-chinese-civilization-come-from-ancient-egypt-archeological-debate-at-heart-of-china-national-identity/

President Karimov Dead, Turmoil Expected in Uzbeki-beki-bekistan

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http://www.stltoday.com/news/world/report-uzbek-government-says-president-karimov-has-died/article_f5230638-09db-5bb9-9272-391cbb967361.html
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Jill Stein is late to her speech in Columbus because she flew into Cincinnati on accident

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http://www.dispatch.com/content/stories/local/2016/09/02/green-party-presidential-candidates-capital-university-speech-delayed-after-she-flies-to-wrong-city.html
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Ailes is (metaphorically) screwed! Gretchen taped harassment

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http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2016/09/how-fox-news-women-took-down-roger-ailes.html