Ellicott City, MD was virtually destroyed by “Milleninum Rain” flooding last night.

July 31, 2016July 31, 2016 C_R_Eature 23 Comments

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https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/capital-weather-gang/wp/2016/07/31/video-and-photo-horrific-flooding-in-ruined-ellicott-city-md/

This seems appropriate.

July 31, 2016 C_R_Eature 18 Comments

http://www.krdo.com/news/new-details-emerge-in-trump-elevator-rescue/40966226

Precision and Recall, How Do They Work?

July 31, 2016 weejee 5 Comments

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http://nautil.us/blog/politicians-need-to-understand-this-computer-science-concept-better

Zika in Florida While Congress Bites America in the Ass

July 31, 2016 weejee 4 Comments

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http://fivethirtyeight.com/features/zika-has-made-its-way-to-florida-mosquitoes/

NYT Does the Math for the (Dumb, Poor, Sick Red) States

July 31, 2016 Lot_49 6 Comments

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http://www.nytimes.com/2016/07/31/opinion/campaign-stops/the-path-to-prosperity-is-blue.html?ref=opinion&_r=0

Retch, Rob & Run Ruse Ruins Runners Rio Room Reception

July 31, 2016 Vomiting_larry 9 Comments

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http://deadspin.com/chinese-hurdler-vomited-on-robbed-of-luggage-on-first-1784577464

“It also takes the night to a new level” TOP GEAR still can’t find good help

July 31, 2016 guppy06 Leave a comment

http://jalopnik.com/chris-evans-stepped-down-from-top-gear-after-police-con-1783079430

Mob Boss Threatened To Joni Ernst Trump If He Schtuped His Daughter

July 31, 2016 nounverb911 3 Comments

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http://www.nydailynews.com/news/politics/donald-trump-attempt-court-mobster-daughter-didn-article-1.2732403?utm_content=buffer20176&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter.com&utm_campaign=NYDailyNewsTw

Melania Trump Poses Nude On The Cover Of The NY POST (NSFW) (Really)

July 31, 2016 nounverb911 10 Comments

http://nypost.com/2016/07/30/melania-trump-like-youve-never-seen-her-before/?utm_campaign=SocialFlow&utm_source=NYPTwitter&utm_medium=SocialFlow&sr_share=twitter

Unforgettable Slide Show of Jim Morrison’s Trip Up the California Coast With “Little House on the Prairie” Star Charlotte Stewart Just Before Morrison Went to Paris

July 30, 2016 Lot_49 6 Comments

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http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/charlotte-stewart-jim-morrison_us_579a63fbe4b08a8e8b5d324a?section=&slideshow=true#gallery/579a6721e4b08a8e8b5d356a/0

The Yam Claims NFL Sent Him a Letter Railing Against Debate Schedule, NFL Says “Nope, Didn’t”

July 30, 2016 AntiDerpomeme 15 Comments

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http://www.rawstory.com/2016/07/trump-says-nfl-sent-him-a-letter-railing-against-ridiculous-debate-schedule-but-the-nfl-says-they-didnt/

“There is sort of a consensus he was far too egotistical and self-centered, that the whole purpose was to serve his own fame and fortune.” Before Trump, There Was Jesse Ventura

July 30, 2016 natl_[gorgeous]_cmdr 3 Comments

http://www.pbs.org/newshour/rundown/before-trump-there-was-jesse-ventura-and-an-improbable-victory/

He Should Have Worn a “Truck Fump” Shirt

July 30, 2016 natl_[gorgeous]_cmdr 3 Comments

http://www.abc15.com/news/region-phoenix-metro/central-phoenix/man-says-southwest-booted-him-from-his-flight-because-his-shirt-said-f-trump

Neighborhood HS Invaded by Geeks

July 30, 2016 weejee 2 Comments

http://www.capitolhillseattle.com/2016/07/heres-why-john-boyega-and-a-bunch-of-droids-were-at-garfield-high-school-friday/

What’s Your Favorite Neutrino Flavor?

July 30, 2016 weejee 6 Comments

https://www.quantamagazine.org/20160728-neutrinos-hint-matter-antimatter-asymmetry/

Antigay Nebraska Republican urged to resign over sex video of himself on state computer

July 30, 2016 chascates 16 Comments

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http://www.rawstory.com/2016/07/antigay-nebraska-republican-urged-to-resign-over-sex-video-of-himself-on-state-computer/

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Ellicott City, MD was virtually destroyed by “Milleninum Rain” flooding last night.

This seems appropriate.

Precision and Recall, How Do They Work?

Zika in Florida While Congress Bites America in the Ass

NYT Does the Math for the (Dumb, Poor, Sick Red) States

Retch, Rob & Run Ruse Ruins Runners Rio Room Reception

“It also takes the night to a new level” TOP GEAR still can’t find good help

Mob Boss Threatened To Joni Ernst Trump If He Schtuped His Daughter

Melania Trump Poses Nude On The Cover Of The NY POST (NSFW) (Really)

Unforgettable Slide Show of Jim Morrison’s Trip Up the California Coast With “Little House on the Prairie” Star Charlotte Stewart Just Before Morrison Went to Paris

The Yam Claims NFL Sent Him a Letter Railing Against Debate Schedule, NFL Says “Nope, Didn’t”

“There is sort of a consensus he was far too egotistical and self-centered, that the whole purpose was to serve his own fame and fortune.” Before Trump, There Was Jesse Ventura

He Should Have Worn a “Truck Fump” Shirt

Neighborhood HS Invaded by Geeks

What’s Your Favorite Neutrino Flavor?

Antigay Nebraska Republican urged to resign over sex video of himself on state computer