NOT from The Onion: Donald Trump Warns That A Plane Flying Over New Hampshire Might Be Mexico Ready To Attack

July 1, 2016 chascates 3 Comments

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/donald-trump-mexican-plane_us_5775c81ae4b0a629c1a97019?section=

Orange Cretin Blew Charity Funds on Tacky Tchotchkes

July 1, 2016 AntiDerpomeme 6 Comments

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https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/post-politics/wp/2016/07/01/donald-trump-used-money-donated-for-charity-to-buy-himself-a-tim-tebow-signed-football-helmet/

Goodbye Nancy Grace, you were terrible

July 1, 2016 Lizzietish81 3 Comments

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http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2016/06/30/all-the-times-nancy-grace-was-terrible.html#pq=y9Pw86

sorcerer__s_apprentice_by_jennbredemeier-d3hgq70

What sort of sorcery is this?

July 1, 2016 zippy 5 Comments

+20

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWfFco7K9v8

Elizabeth Warren has more right ideas

June 30, 2016 Bupkus23 6 Comments

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http://washingtonmonthly.com/2016/06/30/elizabeth-warrens-consolidation-speech-could-change-the-election/

Woman Asks Trump About Replacing TSA’s ‘Heebeejabis’ With Veterans

June 30, 2016 natl_[gorgeous]_cmdr 6 Comments

http://www.npr.org/2016/06/30/484229621/woman-asks-trump-about-replacing-tsas-heebejabis-with-veterans

Shouldn’t That Be a “Tesla Passenger”?

June 30, 2016 Lot_49 9 Comments

http://www.slate.com/blogs/future_tense/2016/06/30/a_tesla_driver_died_in_a_crash_while_his_car_was_on_autopilot.html

Tonight’s Forecast: Intensely Cold and Brilliantly Blue

June 30, 2016 C_R_Eature 16 Comments

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http://hubblesite.org/newscenter/archive/releases/2016/24/full/

Peace Officer Planned to Go Postal

June 30, 2016 PubOption 1 Comment

http://www.stltoday.com/news/local/crime-and-courts/st-louis-deputy-marshal-arrested-after-threatening-mass-shooting-authorities/article_5ef2f993-e056-58b1-bf48-8fe2e57e1cd9.html

Market Cap Wiped Out By Brexit!

June 30, 2016 Lot_49 7 Comments

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http://www.nytimes.com/2016/07/01/business/daily-stock-market-activity.html?ref=business

obama-is-totally-cool-look-at-the-glasses

FOUR MORE YEARS

June 30, 2016 C_R_Eature 5 Comments

+10

https://twitter.com/globalnews/status/748289337243033601

This Guy is a Real Shit

June 30, 2016 PubOption 8 Comments

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/man-shoves-bag-poo-down-8314490

Deep divide between factions in the Democratic Party showing no sign of abating

June 30, 2016 SomeOldGuy 20 Comments

https://www.pastemagazine.com/articles/2016/06/the-psychology-of-why-hillary-clinton-supporters-a.html

Oh for fuck’s sake

June 30, 2016 C_R_Eature 10 Comments

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/local/wp/2016/06/30/andrews-air-force-base-on-lockdown-due-to-report-of-active-shooter/

Corpse of Loch Ness Monster Found?

June 30, 2016 PubOption 2 Comments

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/loch-ness-monster-dead-picture-8314129

Boris the Spider – Perhaps He’s Politically Dead

June 30, 2016 PubOption 6 Comments

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http://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2016/06/30/484138032/boris-johnson-says-he-wont-run-for-prime-minister

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NOT from The Onion: Donald Trump Warns That A Plane Flying Over New Hampshire Might Be Mexico Ready To Attack

Orange Cretin Blew Charity Funds on Tacky Tchotchkes

Goodbye Nancy Grace, you were terrible

What sort of sorcery is this?

Elizabeth Warren has more right ideas

Woman Asks Trump About Replacing TSA’s ‘Heebeejabis’ With Veterans

Shouldn’t That Be a “Tesla Passenger”?

Tonight’s Forecast: Intensely Cold and Brilliantly Blue

Peace Officer Planned to Go Postal

Market Cap Wiped Out By Brexit!

FOUR MORE YEARS

This Guy is a Real Shit

Deep divide between factions in the Democratic Party showing no sign of abating

Oh for fuck’s sake

Corpse of Loch Ness Monster Found?

Boris the Spider – Perhaps He’s Politically Dead