Customers “want a bunker right now because they feel the country is doomed after the election,” he says. “It doesn’t matter who wins; we’re in trouble.”

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http://www.realtor.com/news/trends/more-preppers-buying-property/
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Gwyneth Paltrow’s ‘Goop’ Now Sells A $15,000 Gold Dildo

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http://goop.com/not-so-basic-sex-toys/?utm_source=bronto&utm_medium=email&utm_term=Read%C2%A0more&utm_content=Read%C2%A0more&utm_campaign=2016_05_09_sex&_bta_tid=01976688951054720285839623286616690493178696145490477142214784940770816
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つ ◕_◕ ༽つ GIVE HAWAIIAN OWL つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kn25hijDL7c

Arkansas Judge Resigns After Nude Pics of Defendants Found on Computer

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http://talkingpointsmemo.com/news/joe-boeckmann-resigns-sexual-abuse

Sam Bee Presents Michelle Branch’s New Hit, Goodbye, Ted Cruz

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9V0pumxenJo&list=PLur87nTwD0Buld-NyhMvGPTUB0xoJBW9x

Uppity Native Americans bully Army Corps into killing jobs. Celebrations held from Washington coast to points East

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http://www.bellinghamherald.com/news/local/article76545117.html

DISASTER AVERTED! Suspected terrist removed from flight for elitist cipherin’

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http://thinkprogress.org/justice/2016/05/08/3776376/math-professor-terrorism/
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Millennial Learns Bitter Lesson: Apple Puts Its Interests Ahead of Yours

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http://www.slate.com/articles/technology/technology/2016/05/will_apple_music_complete_itunes_destruction_of_my_will_to_collect_music.html
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CONFIRMED: Cockney Cruise Craft Carries Cruel Chunder Causing Contaminant

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http://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2016/may/09/hundreds-of-uk-cruise-passengers-fall-ill-in-possible-norovirus-outbreak

Baby ‘Possum: “Put me in coach! I’m ready to play!”

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http://screengrabber.deadspin.com/lsu-baseball-game-interrupted-by-baby-opossum-1775368644
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Bloom Off Rose of Wasilla. Oh, and “Raise Taxes on the Rich”—Did I Ever Say That?

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http://www.nytimes.com/politics/first-draft/2016/05/09/donald-trump-distances-himself-from-tax-increases-and-sarah-palin/?rref=collection%2Fsectioncollection%2Fus&action=click&contentCollection=us&region=stream&module=stream_unit&version=latest&contentPlacement=4&pgtype=sectionfront