“There once was a man from Ankara…” April 19, 2016 natl_[gorgeous]_cmdr 100163 Commentshttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2016%2F04%2F19%2Fthere-once-was-a-man-from-ankara%2F%22There+once+was+a+man+from+Ankara...%222016-04-20+00%3A19%3A43Anonymous+Wonkerhttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2016%2F04%2F19%2Fthere-once-was-a-man-from-ankara%2F 00 http://blogs.spectator.co.uk/2016/04/introducing-the-president-erdogan-offensive-poetry-competition/
Ph’nglui Mglw’nafh Cthulhu Enceladus wgah’nagl fhtagn April 19, 2016 C_T_Hulhu 100126 Commentshttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2016%2F04%2F19%2Fphnglui-mglwnafh-cthulhu-enceladus-wgahnagl-fhtagn%2FPh%27nglui+Mglw%27nafh+Cthulhu+Enceladus+wgah%27nagl+fhtagn2016-04-19+23%3A10%3A42Anonymous+Wonkerhttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F%3Fp%3D10012 +10 http://www.popsci.com/saturns-moon-enceladus-has-tentacle
Did you hear that they’re voting in New York? Yes? Okay. April 19, 2016April 20, 2016 snowpointsecret 10009113 Commentshttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2016%2F04%2F19%2Fdid-you-hear-that-theyre-voting-in-new-york-yes-okay%2FDid+you+hear+that+they%27re+voting+in+New+York%3F+Yes%3F+Okay.2016-04-19+22%3A50%3A19Anonymous+Wonkerhttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2016%2F04%2F19%2Fdid-you-hear-that-theyre-voting-in-new-york-yes-okay%2F +30 http://www.nytimes.com/elections/results
This is Good News for Panamanian Strongman Juan McCain! April 19, 2016 Lot 100077 Commentshttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2016%2F04%2F19%2Fthis-is-good-news-for-panamanian-strongman-juan-mccain%2FThis+is+Good+News+for+Panamanian+Strongman+Juan+McCain%212016-04-19+22%3A27%3A41Anonymous+Wonkerhttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2016%2F04%2F19%2Fthis-is-good-news-for-panamanian-strongman-juan-mccain%2F +20 http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/john-mccain-skip-gop-convention
“Tristia” and “Lines on the Unknown Soldier” by Osip Mandelshtam April 19, 2016 natl_[gorgeous]_cmdr 100062 Commentshttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2016%2F04%2F19%2Ftristia-and-lines-on-the-unknown-soldier-by-osip-mandelshtam%2F%22Tristia%22+and+%22Lines+on+the+Unknown+Soldier%22+by+Osip+Mandelshtam2016-04-19+22%3A10%3A47Anonymous+Wonkerhttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2016%2F04%2F19%2Ftristia-and-lines-on-the-unknown-soldier-by-osip-mandelshtam%2F 00 http://www.academia.edu/5471707/Osip_Mandelshtam_Tristia_and_Lines_on_the_Unknown_Soldier_._Trans._with_Raina_Kostova
Whole Foods Countersues Preacher Over ‘Fag’ Cake, States Video Footage Proof of Package Tampering April 19, 2016 chascates 99983 Commentshttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2016%2F04%2F19%2Fwhole-foods-countersues-preacher-over-fag-cake-states-video-footage-proof-of-package-tampering%2FWhole+Foods+Countersues+Preacher+Over+%27Fag%27+Cake%2C+States+Video+Footage+Proof+of+Package+Tampering2016-04-19+21%3A04%3A57Anonymous+Wonkerhttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F%3Fp%3D9998 +20 http://www.rawstory.com/2016/04/whole-foods-counter-sues-gay-pastor-for-fraudulent-allegations-about-anti-gay-cake/
RIP Boaty McBoatFace April 19, 2016 snowpointsecret 99976 Commentshttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2016%2F04%2F19%2Frip-boaty-mcboatface%2FRIP+Boaty+McBoatFace2016-04-19+20%3A32%3A16Anonymous+Wonkerhttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2016%2F04%2F19%2Frip-boaty-mcboatface%2F +20 http://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2016/04/19/474805391/u-k-science-minister-torpedoes-boaty-mcboatface-as-ship-name
Ban a Brewery from the Local Municipal Liquor Store? No New Fire Truck For You! April 19, 2016April 19, 2016 natl_[gorgeous]_cmdr 99966 Commentshttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2016%2F04%2F19%2Fban-a-brewery-from-the-local-municipal-liquor-store-no-new-fire-truck-for-you%2FBan+a+Brewery+from+the+Local+Municipal+Liquor+Store%3F+No+New+Fire+Truck+For+You%212016-04-19+19%3A31%3A12Anonymous+Wonkerhttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2016%2F04%2F19%2Fban-a-brewery-from-the-local-municipal-liquor-store-no-new-fire-truck-for-you%2F +10 http://www.duluthnewstribune.com/news/4010919-updated-bent-paddle-suds-spat-spills-over-silver-bay-fire-truck-purchase
Is Your Fifth-Grader Smarter Than an Ape? Probably Not April 19, 2016 Lot 99945 Commentshttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2016%2F04%2F19%2Fis-your-fifth-grader-smarter-than-an-ape-probably-not%2FIs+Your+Fifth-Grader+Smarter+Than+an+Ape%3F+Probably+Not2016-04-19+17%3A31%3A53Anonymous+Wonkerhttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2016%2F04%2F19%2Fis-your-fifth-grader-smarter-than-an-ape-probably-not%2F +30 http://www.slate.com/articles/health_and_science/science/2016/04/how_apes_beat_humans_at_certain_memory_tests.html
Ohio about to be invaded by an army of ugly, bloated screamers with just one thing on their minds! April 19, 2016 C_R_Eature 999210 Commentshttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2016%2F04%2F19%2Fohio-about-to-be-invaded-by-an-army-of-ugly-bloated-screamers-with-just-one-thing-on-their-minds%2FOhio+about+to+be+invaded+by+an+army+of+ugly%2C+bloated+screamers+with+just+one+thing+on+their+minds%212016-04-19+17%3A10%3A14Anonymous+Wonkerhttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2016%2F04%2F19%2Fohio-about-to-be-invaded-by-an-army-of-ugly-bloated-screamers-with-just-one-thing-on-their-minds%2F +20 http://www.cicadamania.com/cicadas/brood-v-17-year-cicadas-due-in-spring-of-2016/
Nice Ozzy Time April 19, 2016 Blue 99903 Commentshttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2016%2F04%2F19%2Fnice-ozzy-time%2FNice+Ozzy+Time2016-04-19+17%3A03%3A15Anonymous+Wonkerhttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2016%2F04%2F19%2Fnice-ozzy-time%2F +10 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPBrA3sV90A
89°F Broke the Previous Record by 12° April 19, 2016 weejee 998721 Commentshttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2016%2F04%2F19%2F89f-broke-the-previous-record-by-12%2F89%C2%B0F+Broke+the+Previous+Record+by+12%C2%B02016-04-19+14%3A28%3A01Anonymous+Wonkerhttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F%3Fp%3D9987 +20 http://www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news/weather/3-days-of-80-degree-heat-in-april-never-before-in-seattle/
President of Ethical Society of Police Not So Ethical? Charged with Fraud April 19, 2016 PubOption 99861 Commenthttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2016%2F04%2F19%2Fpresident-of-ethical-society-of-police-not-so-ethical-charged-with-fraud%2FPresident+of+Ethical+Society+of+Police+Not+So+Ethical%3F+Charged+with+Fraud2016-04-19+13%3A14%3A10Anonymous+Wonkerhttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2016%2F04%2F19%2Fpresident-of-ethical-society-of-police-not-so-ethical-charged-with-fraud%2F +10 http://www.stltoday.com/news/local/crime-and-courts/st-louis-police-sergeant-indicted-by-feds-for-stealing-from/article_87b1d999-eec4-5b26-9b0c-8a68a007637e.html
You know Who Else held a big political rally in Berlin? April 19, 2016 C_T_Hulhu 99837 Commentshttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2016%2F04%2F19%2Fyou-know-who-else-held-a-big-political-rally-in-berlin%2FYou+know+Who+Else+held+a+big+political+rally+in+Berlin%3F2016-04-19+13%3A12%3A56Anonymous+Wonkerhttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F%3Fp%3D9983 +10 http://www.wusa9.com/news/local/maryland/donald-trump-to-hold-rally-in-eastern-maryland/141669861
The GOP and the Virgin Islands Story gets Weirder. April 19, 2016 pierre_de_fermat 99815 Commentshttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2016%2F04%2F19%2Fthe-gop-and-the-virgin-islands-story-gets-weirder%2FThe+GOP+and+the+Virgin+Islands+Story+gets+Weirder.2016-04-19+11%3A27%3A41Anonymous+Wonkerhttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2016%2F04%2F19%2Fthe-gop-and-the-virgin-islands-story-gets-weirder%2F 00 http://talkingpointsmemo.com/dc/virgin-islands-gop-debacle
Shetlands Man Pulls Hammer From Pants April 18, 2016 AlterNewt 99798 Commentshttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2016%2F04%2F18%2Fshetlands-man-pulls-hammer-from-pants%2FShetlands+Man+Pulls+Hammer+From+Pants2016-04-19+02%3A04%3A45Anonymous+Wonkerhttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2016%2F04%2F18%2Fshetlands-man-pulls-hammer-from-pants%2F +20 http://www.shetlandtimes.co.uk/2016/04/01/trial-cancelled-after-man-admits-threatening-with-hammer