dildune

Dildos and all of those other sex toys have been used for thousands of years in demonic sex rituals. Masturbation is a direct path to Satan.

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http://www.rawstory.com/2016/04/christian-publisher-women-are-losing-their-salvation-because-they-masturbate/

Drugged Kids Slug in Jakarta, But At Least They Don’t Suffer From the Greater Evil of Mass Transit

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http://www.nytimes.com/2016/04/11/world/asia/gridlocked-jakarta-becomes-even-worse-at-least-for-a-week.html?ref=world&_r=0
il_fullxfull.864793741_8oxs[1]

And What Joy of Spring is Happening in Your Neighborhood?

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http://www.capitolhillseattle.com/2016/04/police-homicide-investigation-at-21st-and-pine/

Obama Administration Is Set to Give Away American Sovereignty to U.N.

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http://constitution.com/administration-set-give-away-american-sovereignty-u-n/
Money-out-the-window[1]

MIT Study Disproves Proposition That Welfare Makes Poor People Lazy, Therefore MIT Must Be in Pocket of Big Poverty

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http://www.vox.com/policy-and-politics/2015/11/20/9764324/welfare-cash-transfer-work

“In That Photo, Fix the Pit Stains on My Shirt” by Luis Chaves

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http://www.theguardian.com/books/translation-tuesdays-by-asymptote-journal/2016/mar/29/translation-tuesday-in-that-photo-fix-the-pit-stains-on-my-shirt

Senior DARPA Scientist Warns of Widespread Lethal Attacks Upon the Public Coming From Microwave Towers

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http://beforeitsnews.com/conspiracy-theories/2016/04/senior-darpa-scientist-warns-of-widespread-lethal-attacks-upon-the-public-coming-from-microwave-towers-2474661.html

Boston Globe Runs Fake Front Page Detailing A Donald Drumpf World

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http://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2016/04/10/473709316/boston-globe-runs-fake-front-page-detailing-a-donald-trump-world

NYT Makes Up for all the Dumb-Ass Op-Eds it Has Published in the Last, uh, 2 Months With One Beautiful Article About What We Mean By “Intelligence” in Ourselves and in Animals

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http://www.nytimes.com/2016/04/10/opinion/sunday/what-i-learned-from-tickling-apes.html?action=click&pgtype=Homepage&clickSource=image&module=opinion-c-col-right-region&region=opinion-c-col-right-region&WT.nav=opinion-c-col-right-region
dr_chaps

The Cruzer & Dr. Chaps Revel in tRump’s Rocky Mountain Brain Fart

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https://mockpaperscissors.com/2016/04/10/a-proud-moment-for-colorado/