Dildos and all of those other sex toys have been used for thousands of years in demonic sex rituals. Masturbation is a direct path to Satan. April 11, 2016 chascates 97967 Commentshttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2016%2F04%2F11%2Fdildos-and-all-of-those-other-sex-toys-have-been-used-for-thousands-of-years-in-demonic-sex-rituals-masturbation-is-a-direct-path-to-satan%2FDildos+and+all+of+those+other+sex+toys+have+been+used+for+thousands+of+years+in+demonic+sex+rituals.+Masturbation+is+a+direct+path+to+Satan.2016-04-11+21%3A25%3A19Anonymous+Wonkerhttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2016%2F04%2F11%2Fdildos-and-all-of-those-other-sex-toys-have-been-used-for-thousands-of-years-in-demonic-sex-rituals-masturbation-is-a-direct-path-to-satan%2F +10 http://www.rawstory.com/2016/04/christian-publisher-women-are-losing-their-salvation-because-they-masturbate/
Beer-Besotted Brewers Bro’s Badly Bent Barf Bet April 11, 2016 Vomiting_Larry 97925 Commentshttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2016%2F04%2F11%2Fbeer-besotted-brewers-bros-badly-bent-barf-bet%2FBeer-Besotted+Brewers+Bro%27s+Badly+Bent+Barf+Bet2016-04-11+19%3A20%3A35Anonymous+Wonkerhttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F%3Fp%3D9792 +20 http://onmilwaukee.com/sports/articles/brewersfanlicksvomit.html
Two Drumpf Kids Can’t Vote In New York Primary April 11, 2016 natl_[gorgeous]_cmdr 97844 Commentshttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2016%2F04%2F11%2Ftwo-drumpf-kids-cant-vote-in-new-york-primary%2FTwo+Drumpf+Kids+Can%27t+Vote+In+New+York+Primary2016-04-11+16%3A33%3A21Anonymous+Wonkerhttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2016%2F04%2F11%2Ftwo-drumpf-kids-cant-vote-in-new-york-primary%2F +20 https://www.yahoo.com/news/two-trump-kids-wont-voting-dad-york-primary-153204604.html
Drugged Kids Slug in Jakarta, But At Least They Don’t Suffer From the Greater Evil of Mass Transit April 11, 2016 Lot 97823 Commentshttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2016%2F04%2F11%2Fdrugged-kids-slug-in-jakarta-but-at-least-they-dont-suffer-from-the-greater-evil-of-mass-transit%2FDrugged+Kids+Slug+in+Jakarta%2C+But+At+Least+They+Don%27t+Suffer+From+the+Greater+Evil+of+Mass+Transit2016-04-11+14%3A17%3A23Anonymous+Wonkerhttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2016%2F04%2F11%2Fdrugged-kids-slug-in-jakarta-but-at-least-they-dont-suffer-from-the-greater-evil-of-mass-transit%2F 00 http://www.nytimes.com/2016/04/11/world/asia/gridlocked-jakarta-becomes-even-worse-at-least-for-a-week.html?ref=world&_r=0
And What Joy of Spring is Happening in Your Neighborhood? April 11, 2016 weejee 97806 Commentshttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2016%2F04%2F11%2Fand-what-joy-of-spring-is-happening-in-your-neighborhood%2FAnd+What+Joy+of+Spring+is+Happening+in+Your+Neighborhood%3F2016-04-11+14%3A10%3A44Anonymous+Wonkerhttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2016%2F04%2F11%2Fand-what-joy-of-spring-is-happening-in-your-neighborhood%2F +10 http://www.capitolhillseattle.com/2016/04/police-homicide-investigation-at-21st-and-pine/
Open Carry Exercise in Dallas April 11, 2016 chascates 97785 Commentshttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2016%2F04%2F11%2Fopen-carry-exercise-in-dallas%2FOpen+Carry+Exercise+in+Dallas2016-04-11+12%3A40%3A10Anonymous+Wonkerhttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2016%2F04%2F11%2Fopen-carry-exercise-in-dallas%2F 00 http://gunwatch.blogspot.com/2016/04/tx-open-carry-exercise-in-dallas.html
Obama Administration Is Set to Give Away American Sovereignty to U.N. April 11, 2016 chascates 977711 Commentshttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2016%2F04%2F11%2Fobama-administration-is-set-to-give-away-american-sovereignty-to-u-n%2FObama+Administration+Is+Set+to+Give+Away+American+Sovereignty+to+U.N.2016-04-11+12%3A31%3A21Anonymous+Wonkerhttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2016%2F04%2F11%2Fobama-administration-is-set-to-give-away-american-sovereignty-to-u-n%2F +20 http://constitution.com/administration-set-give-away-american-sovereignty-u-n/
MIT Study Disproves Proposition That Welfare Makes Poor People Lazy, Therefore MIT Must Be in Pocket of Big Poverty April 11, 2016 AntiDerpomeme 97751 Commenthttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2016%2F04%2F11%2Fmit-study-disproves-proposition-that-welfare-makes-poor-people-lazy-therefore-mit-must-be-in-pocket-of-big-poverty%2FMIT+Study+Disproves+Proposition+That+Welfare+Makes+Poor+People+Lazy%2C+Therefore+MIT+Must+Be+in+Pocket+of+Big+Poverty2016-04-11+10%3A17%3A11Anonymous+Wonkerhttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2016%2F04%2F11%2Fmit-study-disproves-proposition-that-welfare-makes-poor-people-lazy-therefore-mit-must-be-in-pocket-of-big-poverty%2F +10 http://www.vox.com/policy-and-politics/2015/11/20/9764324/welfare-cash-transfer-work
So a goat walks into Starbucks… April 10, 2016 Close Read 97723 Commentshttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2016%2F04%2F10%2Fso-a-goat-walks-into-starbucks%2FSo+a+goat+walks+into+Starbucks...2016-04-11+02%3A16%3A18Anonymous+Wonkerhttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2016%2F04%2F10%2Fso-a-goat-walks-into-starbucks%2F +10 http://www.theguardian.com/business/2016/apr/11/mines-a-laaaaaaaaatte-wayward-goat-wanders-into-starbucks
Kansas farm identified as source of all internet evil April 10, 2016April 10, 2016 FeloniousMonk 97702 Commentshttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2016%2F04%2F10%2Fkansas-farm-identified-as-source-of-all-internet-evil%2FKansas+farm+identified+as+source+of+all+internet+evil2016-04-11+00%3A06%3A53Anonymous+Wonkerhttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F%3Fp%3D9770 +40 http://fusion.net/story/287592/internet-mapping-glitch-kansas-farm/
“In That Photo, Fix the Pit Stains on My Shirt” by Luis Chaves April 10, 2016April 10, 2016 natl_[gorgeous]_cmdr 9767Leave a commenthttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2016%2F04%2F10%2Fin-that-photo-fix-the-pit-stains-on-my-shit-by-luis-chaves%2F%22In+That+Photo%2C+Fix+the+Pit+Stains+on+My+Shirt%22+by+Luis+Chaves2016-04-10+23%3A19%3A42Anonymous+Wonkerhttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2016%2F04%2F10%2Fin-that-photo-fix-the-pit-stains-on-my-shit-by-luis-chaves%2F +10 http://www.theguardian.com/books/translation-tuesdays-by-asymptote-journal/2016/mar/29/translation-tuesday-in-that-photo-fix-the-pit-stains-on-my-shirt
attack of the nuclear pigs April 10, 2016 pierre_de_fermat 976511 Commentshttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2016%2F04%2F10%2Fattack-of-the-nuclear-pigs%2Fattack+of+the+nuclear+pigs2016-04-10+18%3A30%3A26Anonymous+Wonkerhttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2016%2F04%2F10%2Fattack-of-the-nuclear-pigs%2F +20 http://gizmodo.com/fukushima-is-now-home-to-radioactive-wild-boars-1770146052
Senior DARPA Scientist Warns of Widespread Lethal Attacks Upon the Public Coming From Microwave Towers April 10, 2016 chascates 97649 Commentshttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2016%2F04%2F10%2Fsenior-darpa-scientist-warns-of-widespread-lethal-attacks-upon-the-public-coming-from-microwave-towers%2FSenior+DARPA+Scientist+Warns+of+Widespread+Lethal+Attacks+Upon+the+Public+Coming+From+Microwave+Towers2016-04-10+17%3A02%3A00Anonymous+Wonkerhttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2016%2F04%2F10%2Fsenior-darpa-scientist-warns-of-widespread-lethal-attacks-upon-the-public-coming-from-microwave-towers%2F +20 http://beforeitsnews.com/conspiracy-theories/2016/04/senior-darpa-scientist-warns-of-widespread-lethal-attacks-upon-the-public-coming-from-microwave-towers-2474661.html
Boston Globe Runs Fake Front Page Detailing A Donald Drumpf World April 10, 2016 natl_[gorgeous]_cmdr 97631 Commenthttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2016%2F04%2F10%2Fboston-globe-runs-fake-front-page-detailing-a-donald-drumpf-world%2FBoston+Globe+Runs+Fake+Front+Page+Detailing+A+Donald+Drumpf+World2016-04-10+16%3A47%3A36Anonymous+Wonkerhttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2016%2F04%2F10%2Fboston-globe-runs-fake-front-page-detailing-a-donald-drumpf-world%2F +20 http://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2016/04/10/473709316/boston-globe-runs-fake-front-page-detailing-a-donald-trump-world
NYT Makes Up for all the Dumb-Ass Op-Eds it Has Published in the Last, uh, 2 Months With One Beautiful Article About What We Mean By “Intelligence” in Ourselves and in Animals April 10, 2016April 10, 2016 Lot 97622 Commentshttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2016%2F04%2F10%2Fnyt-makes-up-for-all-the-dumb-ass-op-eds-it-has-published-in-the-last-uh-2-months-with-one-beautiful-article-about-what-we-mean-by-intelligence-in-ourselves-and-in-animals%2FNYT+Makes+Up+for+all+the+Dumb-Ass+Op-Eds+it+Has+Published+in+the+Last%2C+uh%2C+2+Months+With+One+Beautiful+Article+About+What+We+Mean+By+%22Intelligence%22+in+Ourselves+and+in+Animals2016-04-10+16%3A16%3A59Anonymous+Wonkerhttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F%3Fp%3D9762 +10 http://www.nytimes.com/2016/04/10/opinion/sunday/what-i-learned-from-tickling-apes.html?action=click&pgtype=Homepage&clickSource=image&module=opinion-c-col-right-region®ion=opinion-c-col-right-region&WT.nav=opinion-c-col-right-region
The Cruzer & Dr. Chaps Revel in tRump’s Rocky Mountain Brain Fart April 10, 2016 weejee 97604 Commentshttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2016%2F04%2F10%2Fthe-cruzer-dr-chaps-revel-in-trumps-rocky-mountain-brain-fart%2FThe+Cruzer+%26amp%3B+Dr.+Chaps+Revel+in+tRump%27s+Rocky+Mountain+Brain+Fart2016-04-10+16%3A05%3A45Anonymous+Wonkerhttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2016%2F04%2F10%2Fthe-cruzer-dr-chaps-revel-in-trumps-rocky-mountain-brain-fart%2F +10 https://mockpaperscissors.com/2016/04/10/a-proud-moment-for-colorado/