alienhunters[1]

In Case You’re Not Having Enought with Cruz, tRump, and the Terrorists, Columbia Mavins Want to Cloak the Earth from Real Aliens

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http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/scientists-offer-plan-to-hide-earth-from-advanced-space-aliens_us_56febba1e4b083f5c607a91b?utm_hp_ref=science
Climate

Matthew 7:16 “By Their Fruit You Will Recognize Them”

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http://arstechnica.com/science/2016/04/god-hates-climate-scientists-ars-meets-the-westboro-baptist-church/
hamburger

The best April Fools joke of the day was done by… Hamburger Helper?

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http://www.latimes.com/la-et-ms-hamburger-helper-mixtape-20160401-snap-htmlstory.html
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National Geographic will immediately stop publishing nude animal pictures.

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https://twitter.com/NatGeoPhotos/status/715896014901755904/photo/1

Sully Sez: “If Anybody’s Qualified to Crawl Around in the Muck of This Election, It’s an Expat Iraq-War-Proponent Conflicted Gay Pseudo-Conservative Such as Myself.”

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http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/andrew-sullivan-returns-donald-trump_us_56feb6a8e4b0a06d5805a8ba

Nat’l Review Gasbag Psychoanalyzes Trump, Optimistically Hoping He’s Self-Destructing

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http://www.nationalreview.com/article/433526/donald-trump-campaign-self-sabotage

Self-Driving Cars Confused by Bad Roads and Signs

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http://www.stltoday.com/business/local/where-s-the-lane-self-driving-cars-confused-by-shabby/article_10af827e-1e48-5b4e-ba0e-9942956bda0b.html