mconnell turtleface

Mitch, Mitch the Poor Chicken’s Bum is Getting Sore

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http://fivethirtyeight.com/features/republicans-could-do-a-lot-worse-than-merrick-garland-under-president-clinton-or-president-trump/
Cruz

Ted Cruz Gushes about how his daughters love to beat him up

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http://theslot.jezebel.com/ted-cruzs-daughters-favorite-game-is-attack-the-daddy-1765254156?utm_campaign=socialflow_jezebel_facebook&utm_source=jezebel_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow

Fox cancels Utah debate after Trump refuses to go, leaving no more primary debates to go

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http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/gop-debate-salt-lake-city-cancelled
stop

I made a joke about what H.A. Goodman’s take would be on last night’s results. The result was even more absurd than I expected.

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http://www.huffingtonpost.com/h-a-goodman/33-percent-of-bernie-sanders-not-vote-hillary_b_9475626.html
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“Presidents don’t stop working in the last year of their term, and neither should senators…”

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http://www.washingtonmonthly.com/political-animal-a/2016_03/obama_picks_merrick_garland059956.php

Paul Ryan won’t categorically rule out accepting GOP nom

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http://www.cnbc.com/2016/03/15/paul-ryan-wont-categorically-rule-out-accepting-gop-nom.html

Most awesome headline of the day: Ben Carson says Even if Drumpf’s a bad president, it’ll only be 4 years

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http://www.politico.com/blogs/2016-gop-primary-live-updates-and-results/2016/03/ben-carson-donald-trump-220754?lo=ap_e2

“Pics or GTFO” Was NEVER More Apropos

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http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/cruz-supporter-critically-important-that-trumps-wife-posed-nude/article/2585251?custom_click=rss&utm_source=fark&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=im