SAD! ‘Bernie Baby’ Died of SIDS, Family Says

March 5, 2016 Nounverb911 2 Comments

http://www.nytimes.com/2016/03/05/us/politics/bernie-baby-dies-of-sids.html?contentCollection=weekendreads&action=click&pgtype=Homepage&clickSource=story-heading&module=c-column-middle-span-region&region=c-column-middle-span-region&WT.nav=c-column-middle-span-region

Cato Institute Deep Thinker Explains Drumpf’s Appeal: “The working classes always wallow in self-pity and think they’re falling behind.”

March 5, 2016 Lot_49 2 Comments

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http://www.huffingtonpost.com/alex-nowrasteh/new-reasons-for-the-rise-of-trump_b_9385374.html

SCOTUS Temporarily Blocks Louisiana Abortion Restriction; Clarence Thomas Lone Dissent and Terrible Person

March 5, 2016 AntiDerpomeme 3 Comments

http://www.scotusblog.com/2016/03/louisiana-limit-on-abortion-blocked-temporarily/#more-239518

The largest variety of strap-on wounds!

March 5, 2016 glass 4 Comments

https://www.anatomywarehouse.com/emt-casualty-simulation-kit-a-103473

Apparently there’s more voting today

March 5, 2016March 6, 2016 snowpointsecret 86 Comments

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http://www.nytimes.com/elections/results

Donald Trump has not brought ‘millions and millions’ of people to the Republican Party

March 5, 2016 Callyson 1 Comment

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-fix/wp/2016/03/05/donald-trump-has-not-brought-millions-and-millions-of-people-to-the-republican-party/?hpid=hp_hp-top-table-main_fix-trump-150pm%3Ahomepage%2Fstory

What religious conservatives do – and do not – want in a national immigration policy

March 5, 2016 chascates 8 Comments

http://www.culturefaith.com/survey-identifies-the-immigration-standards-religious-conservatives-desire/

MarcoBot Reprograms Definition of “Never” in #NeverTrump

March 5, 2016 Lot_49 7 Comments

http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/rubio-nevertrump-means-never-vote-for-trump-in-the-primary

FBI’s Program to Turn Students and Faculty into Informers: “Preventing Violent Extremism in Schools”

March 5, 2016 pigdootsmolloy 5 Comments

http://www.alternet.org/grayzone-project/fbi-has-new-plan-spy-high-school-students-across-country

Drumpf Begins to Fail Already

March 4, 2016 Lot_49 10 Comments

http://www.kausfiles.com/2016/03/04/harmonic-convergence-of-paranoia/

“For [while] some may seek the assistance of a higher power with hands in the air, there are those of us that are prepared to assist directly, with our hands to the earth.”

March 4, 2016 natl_[gorgeous]_cmdr 11 Comments

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http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/juan-mendez-atheist-prayer_us_56d9c5a6e4b0000de4046625

There’s got to be a simpler way to ask for a date.

March 4, 2016March 5, 2016 sw19_womble 1 Comment

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2016/03/04/falcons-apologize-for-inappropriate-combine-interview-question/

Friday Night Break From the Bullshit.

March 4, 2016 Blue 2 Comments

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HFyqfYBaGqo

Sedan Service Settles Synthetic Spew Scam

March 4, 2016March 4, 2016 Vomiting_Larry 2 Comments

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https://consumerist.com/2016/03/03/customer-claims-uber-driver-staged-vomit-scene-to-collect-bogus-200-cleaning-charge/

Ben Shapiro Much More Manly Than Donnie Trump, as per Ben Shapiro. Oh, and BTW Trump Skipping CPAC

March 4, 2016 AntiDerpomeme 3 Comments

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https://mobile.twitter.com/benshapiro/status/705808191251046400?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

Lock your doors. Take your keys.

March 4, 2016 Vomiting_Larry 7 Comments

+10

http://www.wcpo.com/news/local-news/butler-county/middletown-community/man-overdoses-vomits-in-strangers-car

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SAD! ‘Bernie Baby’ Died of SIDS, Family Says

Cato Institute Deep Thinker Explains Drumpf’s Appeal: “The working classes always wallow in self-pity and think they’re falling behind.”

SCOTUS Temporarily Blocks Louisiana Abortion Restriction; Clarence Thomas Lone Dissent and Terrible Person

The largest variety of strap-on wounds!

Apparently there’s more voting today

Donald Trump has not brought ‘millions and millions’ of people to the Republican Party

What religious conservatives do – and do not – want in a national immigration policy

MarcoBot Reprograms Definition of “Never” in #NeverTrump

FBI’s Program to Turn Students and Faculty into Informers: “Preventing Violent Extremism in Schools”

Drumpf Begins to Fail Already

“For [while] some may seek the assistance of a higher power with hands in the air, there are those of us that are prepared to assist directly, with our hands to the earth.”

There’s got to be a simpler way to ask for a date.

Friday Night Break From the Bullshit.

Sedan Service Settles Synthetic Spew Scam

Ben Shapiro Much More Manly Than Donnie Trump, as per Ben Shapiro. Oh, and BTW Trump Skipping CPAC

Lock your doors. Take your keys.