Great News!

January 21, 2016 AlterNewt 2 Comments

+10

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-india-35368928

Bills hire first full-time female assistant coach

January 20, 2016 snowpointsecret 4 Comments

http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/14614558/kathryn-smith-hired-buffalo-bills-nfl-first-full-female-assistant

GTFO II: The LeGuinining

January 20, 2016 C_R_Eature 15 Comments

+30

http://www.oregonlive.com/opinion/index.ssf/2016/01/headline_on_malheur_is_inaccur.html

Community to Bundy: GTFO

January 20, 2016 C_R_Eature 5 Comments

+20

http://www.oregonlive.com/oregon-standoff/2016/01/oregon_standoff_anger_frustrat.html

Inhofe may get to make a snowball after all!

January 20, 2016 snowpointsecret 42 Comments

+20

http://fivethirtyeight.com/features/washington-dc-the-snow-is-coming-for-you/

It’s almost too sad to post

January 20, 2016 Lot_49 16 Comments

+10

https://www.salon.com/2016/01/20/dark_times_at_the_palin_home_track_palins_domestic_violence_arrest_report_paints_a_bleak_picture/

Republcan Introduces Bill to Abolish Death Penalty in Missouri

January 20, 2016January 20, 2016 PubOption Leave a comment

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http://news.stlpublicradio.org/post/bill-abolish-death-penalty-missouri-being-considered

Have an infection? Take some Beardicillin

January 20, 2016 Close Read 7 Comments

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http://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-35350886

public_enemy_-_1990_fear_of_a_black_planet

Can’t wait for Neil De Grasse Tyson to start whining about how this isn’t a planet either.

January 20, 2016 sw19womble 21 Comments

+10

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/planet-9-secret-dark-world-could-be-hiding-in-our-solar-system-a6823646.html

No more Tres Comas Club

January 20, 2016 Close Read 3 Comments

+10

http://www.theguardian.com/technology/2016/jan/20/twitter-square-jack-dorsey-downgraded-billionaire-millionaire-tech-stocks

Actual Headline: Racist Trump supporters ‘masturbate to anime,’ says GOP strategist

January 20, 2016 snowpointsecret 12 Comments

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http://mashable.com/2016/01/19/trump-supporters-anime-gop-strategist/#GfFIQLwxbGqA

The Nuge Wants to Lynch Hillz and Nobummer

January 20, 2016 weejee Leave a comment

+10

http://mediamatters.org/blog/2016/01/20/nra-board-member-ted-nugent-calls-for-clinton-a/208062

Glennda: “Maybe the press was right about her but for all of the wrong reasons.” Nope; they were the right reasons.

January 20, 2016 Lot_49 3 Comments

https://www.salon.com/2016/01/20/glenn_beck_left_disillusioned_after_sarah_palin_endorses_trump_maybe_the_press_was_right_about_her/

Poo Poopy Doo – Big Ag Gets Its Sh*t Together

January 20, 2016 weejee 6 Comments

+20

http://fortune.com/fair-oaks-dairy-manure-fuel-farming/

Inhofe Made Snowballs While DC Burned

January 20, 2016 weejee 1 Comment

+10

http://www.bloomberg.com/news/features/2016-01-20/2015-was-the-hottest-year-on-record-by-a-stunning-margin

For Wonkers Expecting Snow: TV Meteorologist Bingo/ Drinking Game

January 20, 2016 PubOption 8 Comments

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http://www.stltoday.com/entertainment/arts-and-theatre/hotlist/grab-a-shovel-it-s-time-to-play-snow-day/article_803b7dc7-09d9-5e7f-b0e4-e0fd7288fadc.html

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Great News!

Bills hire first full-time female assistant coach

GTFO II: The LeGuinining

Community to Bundy: GTFO

Inhofe may get to make a snowball after all!

It’s almost too sad to post

Republcan Introduces Bill to Abolish Death Penalty in Missouri

Have an infection? Take some Beardicillin

Can’t wait for Neil De Grasse Tyson to start whining about how this isn’t a planet either.

No more Tres Comas Club

Actual Headline: Racist Trump supporters ‘masturbate to anime,’ says GOP strategist

The Nuge Wants to Lynch Hillz and Nobummer

Glennda: “Maybe the press was right about her but for all of the wrong reasons.” Nope; they were the right reasons.

Poo Poopy Doo – Big Ag Gets Its Sh*t Together

Inhofe Made Snowballs While DC Burned

For Wonkers Expecting Snow: TV Meteorologist Bingo/ Drinking Game